So my boss sent me home early.

[Aachen1983]

The son of a bitch sat there today reading my thoughts with his cell phone ALL DAY. I had already apologized that the birds are loud and fight sometimes, but it's not fault. I told him the CIA called me and told me and that if he had any questions on the birds, he needed to call them. Then I called him on reading my thoughts and spreading gossip, he sent me home. What an asshole! I fucking hate my job. I know they side with my neighbors and i used to just think my neighbors spread lies to Albertosons but apparently they also talk shit at my job too.

 

[some1somewhere]

The son of a bitch sat there today reading my thoughts with his cell phone ALL DAY. I had already apologized that the birds are loud and fight sometimes, but it's not fault. I told him the CIA called me and told me and that if he had any questions on the birds, he needed to call them. Then I called him on reading my thoughts and spreading gossip, he sent me home. What an asshole! I fucking hate my job. I know they side with my neighbors and i used to just think my neighbors spread lies to Albertosons but apparently they also talk shit at my job too.

Huh?!? I honestly have no idea what this is about.

 

[venray]

Computation and Proof Theory...........

 

[LindyHopper]

Aa - you're slipping into delusional mode. I hope you're still working closely with your doctor - a little adjustment to those meds will do you good.

 

[steph]

Please hon--you're scaring the hell out of us...
XOXO

Call your doctor, Aachen. Tell him about it and ask for his advice.

 

[Aachen1983]

Don't be scared. The Lord will protect me, for I was chosen to carry his holy spear of rightousness and fight the way for the good of my people. My boss is of little consequence in the war. I have yet to decide how to deal with it, but mainly I believe I should just quit my job so he can't read my thoughts anymore. They are mine! Not fucking his! It's bad enough the birds in my stomach fight and send my thoughts to the CIA office, I don't need his bullshit too.

 

[Mz Chaos]

Wear a beanie cap of aluminum foil... that'll help the thought rays...
eating a bar rich in grain like a granola bar ought to quiet the birds for a while...
And... if you put the cell phone against the opposite ear... it'll send backwards thoughts instead of the regular ones...

Good luck...

Oh... and if I were you... I'd shred any unused paper work... psychics can pick up energy from the stuff you've touched... I'm sure your boss calls them in after hours to snoop.

 

[Aachen1983]

Wear a beanie cap of aluminum foil... that'll help the thought rays...
eating a bar rich in grain like a granola bar ought to quiet the birds for a while...
And... if you put the cell phone against the opposite ear... it'll send backwards thoughts instead of the regular ones...

Good luck...

Oh... and if I were you... I'd shred any unused paper work... psychics can pick up energy from the stuff you've touched... I'm sure your boss calls them in after hours to snoop.

See, I tried eating rice to make the birds explode and it didn't work. They are squaking very loud right now and I can't sleep. For whatever reason the people watching me behind my posters are are talking very loudly tonight too. Putting a cell phone to any ear does not work. There is no such things as psychics. If the birds do not stop by tomorrow, I am either going to go to the hospital and have them removed, or I am going to cut them out of myself.

 

[LindyHopper]

See, I tried eating rice to make the birds explode and it didn't work. They are squaking very loud right now and I can't sleep. For whatever reason the people watching me behind my posters are are talking very loudly tonight too. Putting a cell phone to any ear does not work. There is no such things as psychics. If the birds do not stop by tomorrow, I am either going to go to the hospital and have them removed, or I am going to cut them out of myself.

Don't you dare try to cut them out yourself!!! That's what doctors are for - go to the hospital, and they'll take care of you.

That was pretty clever about the eating rice part - I never would have thought of that.

 

[Mz Chaos]

Dude... I was just jokin'. I was just talkin' out my ass... I'm about as informed as a trained monkey when it comes to birds and bosses. And never having had a cell phone... I'm nowhere near an expert.
Tell ya what...
Call your doc in the morning... I bet he has a sure fire cure for shit like that. They're coming up with new things all the time. It's amazing what they can get rid of now-a-days. But... they can't help if they don't know you need helping.

 

[isabeau]

Don't be scared. The Lord will protect me, for I was chosen to carry his holy spear of rightousness and fight the way for the good of my people. My boss is of little consequence in the war. I have yet to decide how to deal with it, but mainly I believe I should just quit my job so he can't read my thoughts anymore. They are mine! Not fucking his! It's bad enough the birds in my stomach fight and send my thoughts to the CIA office, I don't need his bullshit too.

sweetie i'm with steph here.. i know your history..your illness has blown up again.. please get to the doctor..

 

[steph]

I'm here with ya hon Izzy
Aachen please, please go see your doctor ASAP!
XOXO

sweetie i'm with steph here.. i know your history..your illness has blown up again.. please get to the doctor..

 

[isabeau]

Dude... I was just jokin'. I was just talkin' out my ass... I'm about as informed as a trained monkey when it comes to birds and bosses. And never having had a cell phone... I'm nowhere near an expert.
Tell ya what...
Call your doc in the morning... I bet he has a sure fire cure for shit like that. They're coming up with new things all the time. It's amazing what they can get rid of now-a-days. But... they can't help if they don't know you need helping.

they know.. he just won't go. he is schizophrenic.. and it's come back full blown..

ps i know you are steph xoxo