Mastertank1
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The interstellar Aquarium and Zoo has just acquired a new exhibit;
A species of alien porpoise which, if fed properly, lives forever.
The only food it can eat on Earth, however, is the immature chicks of seagulls, and it must be fed exactly one every 24 hours.
One day, an ordinary lion escapes from it's cage and runs amok, and the zookeeper shoots it with a tranquilizer dart. The lion falls unconcious right across the pathway to the feeding platform for the porpoise tank.
Noticing the time, the zookeeper runs to get the porpoise's next meal, and unhesitatingly skips over the lion.
After feeding the everliving acquatic mammal, he is arrested by the local vice squad for violating the Mann act.....
Wait for it.....
Because he carried an underage gull across a sedated lion for an immortal porpoise!
(Now we need a rim shot!)
🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄
A species of alien porpoise which, if fed properly, lives forever.
The only food it can eat on Earth, however, is the immature chicks of seagulls, and it must be fed exactly one every 24 hours.
One day, an ordinary lion escapes from it's cage and runs amok, and the zookeeper shoots it with a tranquilizer dart. The lion falls unconcious right across the pathway to the feeding platform for the porpoise tank.
Noticing the time, the zookeeper runs to get the porpoise's next meal, and unhesitatingly skips over the lion.
After feeding the everliving acquatic mammal, he is arrested by the local vice squad for violating the Mann act.....
Wait for it.....
Because he carried an underage gull across a sedated lion for an immortal porpoise!
(Now we need a rim shot!)
🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄
