So what's up with that shamWOW? *Explicit Language...

[Excess]

So what's up with that ShamWOW? *Explicit Language...

for you sensitive types* But for everyone else, well, after someone horribly misquoted the damn thing, it got me thinking. About the ShamWOW! Does anyone actually have this bitch? How well does it work? Is that guy a massive geek or what? Discuss dammit!

For those who have no idea what I'm talking about:

 

[Dr. Vollin]

I don't have this bitch, so can't answer the first question. But I do vote yes on the second - massive geek.

 

[venray]

http://www.measuredup.com/company/Shamwow-3117

 

[Mister Scruff]

for you sensitive types* But for everyone else, well, after someone horribly misquoted the damn thing,

Cocksucker nobody misquoted the motherfucking shamwow bitchtwat, I had already bastarding posted the BACK THE FUCK UP line in another dick-thread and I wanted to be fuckarseChristing original.




You child-parser.

 

[Homer28]

One word... wow!

 

[Marquis De Sade]

One word... wow!

SHAM wow!!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

 

[Excess]

Cocksucker nobody misquoted the motherfucking shamwow bitchtwat, I had already bastarding posted the BACK THE FUCK UP line in another dick-thread and I wanted to be fuckarseChristing original.




You child-parser.

You lying son of a bitch, the hell you didn't! You said "Hold the fuck up". It's BACK the fuck up you blind bastard! No one cares about your shitty ass originality bullshit you damn fucktarded assraping bad person you! I spit on your shoes! *spits* Take that!!!

 

[Mister Scruff]

You lying son of a bitch, the hell you didn't! You said "Hold the fuck up". It's BACK the fuck up you blind bastard! No one cares about your shitty ass originality bullshit you damn fucktarded assraping bad person you! I spit on your shoes! *spits* Take that!!!

Pissbiscuits

 

[SamuelKhan]

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His dad...fast forward to 3:24 into the video...

Bob Todler

"Soft like shit on a hot summah night, eeeehhh!"

 

[Soda Bobinski]

LOL Funny Thread ...

... but , no , I don't own a 'ShamWow!' & don't know of anyone who does.

I've seen the infomercial several times , though , & can't help but think they could've picked a better pitchman for it.

I swear , that guy is the shiftiest , most sheisty-looking dude ever. Who the hell would wanna buy anything from him?!

 

[Excess]

... but , no , I don't own a 'ShamWow!' & don't know of anyone who does.

I've seen the infomercial several times , though , & can't help but think they could've picked a better pitchman for it.

I swear , that guy is the shiftiest , most sheisty-looking dude ever. Who the hell would wanna buy anything from him?!

That's because it's just a mask.

 

[Artoo]

Have I completely missed something here?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

... but , no , I don't own a 'ShamWow!' & don't know of anyone who does.

I've seen the infomercial several times , though , & can't help but think they could've picked a better pitchman for it.

I swear , that guy is the shiftiest , most sheisty-looking dude ever. Who the hell would wanna buy anything from him?!

LMAO omg so true!!!!!

 

[SamuelKhan]

Fight Back!

http://www.fightback.com/

Fight Back with David Horowitz! I remember him doing the commercial challenge. There aren't enough consumer advocates anymore.

I would love to write him a letter about this shambow-wow-wow.

I can think of other uses for this overpriced piece of crap.

• Sticking it Vince Offer's mouth
• Sticking it up his ass
• Wipe the sweat off his brow in jail after being convicted of fraud...
• Uses it to wipe off the rain from shopping carts at his next job at Wal-Mart
• Sell the warehouses of unsold merchandise to rival big mouth Billy "Goddamn Shoeblack in my hair" Mays to use while pushing his garbage at 3 a.m.

 

[SamuelKhan]

Celebs complain about shamwow boob...

This is the worst product on TV. This guy should be arrested for being a fraud.

Sincerely
Esteban

P.S. Buy my crap.

This shamwow is a scamwow...

Signed
Ron Popeil and Mr. Microphone

P.S. Buy our crap, too.

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Haha....the first time I saw the commercial for it I thought it was a joke. Could not believe it was a real product. This sums it up pretty well though lol.

 

[Tiger.Lily]

Oh my God, I fucking love that thing.

 

[Excess]

Haha....the first time I saw the commercial for it I thought it was a joke.

That's the thing, it IS a joke. That is, the whole claim to fame for it is that it's so horrible and that guy is so shifty that it became the source of what is known as Internet lulz.

 

[Homer28]

SHAM wow!!

Dude, you freeking rock!!!!!!