Limeoutsider
1st Level Green Feather
- Joined
- Nov 6, 2002
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet.
-Robin Williams
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of
it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
-Roseanne
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
-Billy Crystal
If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: "I'm
cheap!"
-Delta Burke
According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do
undressing in front of other women. They say that women are
too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
-Jay Leno
I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it.
I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's
job and I do not want it.
-Bill Cosby
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the
Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men
not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
-Jay Leno
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the
front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can
kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk
over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there?
They say you look fat in those uniforms."
-Elayne Boosler
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that
many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.
They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
-Jay Leno
You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later
you have to start all over again.
-Joan Rivers
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a
penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far
didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was
grounded.
-Tim Allen
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
-George Carlin
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I
keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
man's genitals through his wallet.
-Robin Williams
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of
it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
-Roseanne
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
-Billy Crystal
If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: "I'm
cheap!"
-Delta Burke
According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do
undressing in front of other women. They say that women are
too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
-Jay Leno
I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it.
I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's
job and I do not want it.
-Bill Cosby
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the
Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men
not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
-Jay Leno
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the
front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can
kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk
over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there?
They say you look fat in those uniforms."
-Elayne Boosler
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that
many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.
They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
-Jay Leno
You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later
you have to start all over again.
-Joan Rivers
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a
penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far
didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was
grounded.
-Tim Allen
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
-George Carlin
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I
keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
