Now that food has replaced sex in my life I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly your in bed with a relative....
Why to we chose from just two people to be President and from 50 for Miss America?
I signed up for an excercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothes. If I had any loose fitting clothes I wouldn't have signed up for the class.
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Brain cells die, but fat cells seem to live forever.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end the faster it goes.
If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
If files didn't have wings would they be called walks?
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing is moving?
Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly your in bed with a relative....
Why to we chose from just two people to be President and from 50 for Miss America?
I signed up for an excercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothes. If I had any loose fitting clothes I wouldn't have signed up for the class.
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Brain cells die, but fat cells seem to live forever.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end the faster it goes.
If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
If files didn't have wings would they be called walks?
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing is moving?
Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
