Now that food has replaced sex in my life I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly your in bed with a relative....
Why to we chose from just two people to be President and from 50 for Miss America?
I signed up for an excercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothes. If I had any loose fitting clothes I wouldn't have signed up for the class.
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Brain cells die, but fat cells seem to live forever.
And finally; Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end the faster it goes.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly your in bed with a relative....
Why to we chose from just two people to be President and from 50 for Miss America?
I signed up for an excercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothes. If I had any loose fitting clothes I wouldn't have signed up for the class.
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Brain cells die, but fat cells seem to live forever.
And finally; Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end the faster it goes.
