Limeoutsider
1st Level Green Feather
- Joined
- Nov 6, 2002
- Messages
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I am not cheap, but I am on special this week.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
24 hours a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence?
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film.
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I poured Spot Remover on my dog; now he's gone.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.
Laughing Stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
For Sale: Parachute, used only once, small stain.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand!
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I am not cheap, but I am on special this week.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
24 hours a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence?
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film.
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I poured Spot Remover on my dog; now he's gone.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.
Laughing Stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
For Sale: Parachute, used only once, small stain.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand!
