(Sung to the tune of "DOWNTOWN" by Petula Clark)
When you feel stressed,
Then getting tickled is best,
Especially when you're....bound down!
What fun you're having
While hysterically laughing
When you're all secure....bound down!
Cause bondage keeps you safe and sound
When spewing all that laughter.
And once you give up all control
You'll feel so different after all's said and done.
So check out some bondage lair.
You can forget all your troubles
Forget all your cares when you're
Bound Down! Laughter so sweet and pure!
Bound Down! It's a release, for sure!
Bound Down! You can't escape when you're
Bound Down! Bound Down
Don't try to fight it.
Let yourself get excited
When they tickle you....bound down!
You'll start to struggle
As you giggle and chuckle
What else can you do?....bound down!
And you'll feel so much better as
Your worries start to leave you.
Be sure to tell your friends although
They prob'ly won't believe you mean what you say.
When tied to a bed or chair,
You can forget all your troubles,
Forget all your cares when you're
Bound Down! Struggling frantically
Bound Down! More vulnerability
Bound Down! You've simply got to be
Bound Down! Bound Down!
(Modulation and Orchestral break)
When you feel stressed,
Then getting tickled is best,
Especially when you're....bound down!
What fun you're having
While hysterically laughing
When you're all secure....bound down!
Cause bondage keeps you safe and sound
When spewing all that laughter.
And once you give up all control
You'll feel so different after all's said and done.
So check out some bondage lair.
You can forget all your troubles
Forget all your cares when you're
Bound Down! Laughter so sweet and pure!
Bound Down! It's a release, for sure!
Bound Down! You can't escape when you're
Bound Down! Bound Down
Don't try to fight it.
Let yourself get excited
When they tickle you....bound down!
You'll start to struggle
As you giggle and chuckle
What else can you do?....bound down!
And you'll feel so much better as
Your worries start to leave you.
Be sure to tell your friends although
They prob'ly won't believe you mean what you say.
When tied to a bed or chair,
You can forget all your troubles,
Forget all your cares when you're
Bound Down! Struggling frantically
Bound Down! More vulnerability
Bound Down! You've simply got to be
Bound Down! Bound Down!
(Modulation and Orchestral break)
