Song Parody - "Can''t Hide My Laughter From You"

[drew70]

(Sung to the tune of "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" by Frankie Valli)

You're just too good to be true
Can't hide my laughter from you
I feel your heavenly touch
Then laugh and squirm way too much
Upon my torture you thrive
Till I'm left barely alive
You're just to good to be true
Can't hide my laughter from you

Pardon the way I have fits
When you attack my armpits
Your fingers naturally dance
Till I'm left wetting my pants
Your tickling never gets old
It exceeds every threshold
You're just too good to be true
Can't hide my laughter from you

I love you baby, you're all that I can see!
I need you baby, cause when you tickle me
I think that maybe all is right with the world
Oh pretty baby when you grab both my knees
You really slay me, I laugh so hard I sneeze.
It makes me love you baby, make me love you

You're just too good to be true
Can't hide my laughter from you
Your tickling leaves me so weak
I have no words left to speak.
Sometimes I wish I could watch
While you are tickling my crotch
You're just too good to be true
Can't hide my laughter from you

I love you baby, Your tickling never fails
To lift me, lady; Cause when you rake your nails
Oh Who can save me from your ravenous claws!
Oh pretty baby, you know it makes me foam
Like I have rabies when all your fingers roam
Over me gayly, tickling me without pause

(repeat last chorus and fade)

 

[Sunriseticklee]

CUTENESS!

I was singing it all day yesterday... LOL Course Lauryn Hill Has more bounce in her version. Heehee

Live, Laugh and TICKLE
Sunriseticklee

 

[TicklingDuo]

Heehee! 😛 Nice job Drew! Here's a little smilie to go along with it...

Kinda looks like a tickle attack to me! LOL

Ann

 

[Eternal Tomboy]

lol.....that was too cute, Drew. Of course you know that I'll never be able to hear that song on the radio again without hearing your version in my head! Not necessarily a bad thing...

Since we're being all creative around here, I'll share a little tickling poem I wrote. Let me know what you think.
- Maggie

Anticipation

You ask one simple question
Before you even raise a finger to touch.
Don't ask because I can't explain
Why your query effects me so much.
The words roll off your tongue,
And curl your lips into a smile.
My eyes beg you to find out the answer,
But to tease is more your style.
You decide the time has almost come
For your fingers to make first contact.
You hover your hands just above my skin
And wait to see how I'll react.
My heart begins to race,
And the butterflies in my stomach come alive.
The anticipation is killing me,
And I wonder just how I'll survive.
The giggles begin to bubble out of my mouth
When I see your wiggling fingers, and then.....
You lean down close and whisper in my ear
That one simple question again,
"Are you ticklish?"

 

[drew70]

Since we're being all creative around here, I'll share a little tickling poem I wrote. Let me know what you think.

Maggie, that was beautiful. It really shows your passion for tickling and what a powerful influence it has on your creativity. I can definitely relate. This latest song parody of mine reaches deeper into my emotions than I had originally planned. But let's face it, tickling sparks an emotional response as well as a physical one. Kudos on the poem, Maggie. Good job!

Drew

 

[Eternal Tomboy]

Drew...

I think that it is SO cool that the people on these boards can express themselves to each other on such a personal level...we are all total strangers, but for some reason have an awesome level of comfort with each other.
Thanks for the feedback about the poem. Being able to express yourself through song, poems, or writing stories can be such a powerful tool in understanding this little fascination of ours. I'm going to take advantage of the audience again, and show you another one. I wrote this one when I was at the beginning stages of dealing with my fetish. I think that, especially here in the TMF, people will really be able to relate to this one. Let me know what you think...

Breathing New Life Into My Daydreams

At such a tender age the daydreams came,
And with them my trap was set.
Destined never to share them with anyone.
Daydreams turned deep, dark secret.

I built a facade around myself,
Laden thick with fear and shame.
The walls grew higher each time I thought
That no one else felt the same.

There were a few who tried to scale my walls
To touch what lay dormant inside,
But terrified of any embarrassment,
I found it much safer to hide.

What I craved more than human contact alone
Was to find someone...somewhere...who might understand.
Just when that hope seemed lost, he threw open the door...
Smiled...and showed me the key in his hand.

An unlikely person had come to me,
From the most unlikely of places.
He said that he shed his facade
Because he much preferred wide open spaces.

Timid at first, I asked him
"Aren't you scared to be out here where someone might see?"
He said, "It's much more difficult to be in there
waiting for someone to set you free."

As time went by, my words found their voice,
And my daydreams a much warmer tone.
For the first time it was made clear to me...
I was no longer alone.


Maggie

 

[drew70]

Re: Drew...

I think that it is SO cool that the people on these boards can express themselves to each other on such a personal level...we are all total strangers, but for some reason have an awesome level of comfort with each other.

It is quite an amazing thing, though I confess to sometimes becoming used to it. It's nice to be reminded that just a few years ago we didn't have much opportunity to look for others interested in tickling, much less completely obsessed with it! 🙂

Thanks for the feedback about the poem. Being able to express yourself through song, poems, or writing stories can be such a powerful tool in understanding this little fascination of ours. I'm going to take advantage of the audience again, and show you another one. I wrote this one when I was at the beginning stages of dealing with my fetish. I think that, especially here in the TMF, people will really be able to relate to this one. Let me know what you think...

Very good, Maggie. Yes, you've definitely captured those old hopeless feelings and guilt of being different as well as the fear of being "found out"! A very nice piece of work! I'm really jazzed that you (and the rest of us) have found each other and can relate on such a personal level. To me, there is nothing more personal than tickling. Keep 'em coming, Mags!

 

[Eternal Tomboy]

Uh-oh....

Glad you liked that last one Drew, but now I'm all tapped out of creative tickling poems! I'll have to let you know when another burst of creativity hits me....oh wait...I think I feel another one coming on....

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who tickled every chance he could get
Until his fingers tied up in knots
Looking for girl's ticklish spots
And now he can't tickle a bit!!

Okay...maybe that doesn't quite count as a full blown creative burst...perhaps just a trickle....


Keep those creative juices flowing!

Maggie

 

[Dave2112]

Ahhhh.....this brought back some memories of a parody I did about eight months ago while hellaciously stoned. I didn't even have it on my hard drive anymore, and had to dig about 50 pages back in the Stories Forum to find this little...ahem....gem...(Yeah, I actually posted it, please forgive, as I really was quite wasted...)



The Devil went down to Vegas, he was looken’ for some soles that squealed,
He was in a bind ‘cuz he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal

He came across this young man ticklin’ his girlfriend and getten’ her hot,
Then the Devil hopped up on a black set of stocks
And said “Boy lemme tell you what…

I bet you didn’t know it, but I’ve a tickle fetish, too,
And if you care to take a dare
I’ll make a bet with you;

Now you poke a pretty good belly, boy but give the Devil his due,
I’ll bet a feather of gold against her soles
If ya think I’m better than you.”

The boy said “My name’s Jeff and it might put her in a pickle,
But I’ll take your bet, you’re gonna regret
‘Cuz I’m the best to ever tickle.”


Jeffrey you gotta make her squeal and get her laughin’ hard,
“Cuz Hell’s broke loose in Vegas and the Devil deals the cards;
If you win you get this shiny feather made of gold
And if you lose, the Devil gets her soles….

The devil opened up his case and said “I’ll start this thing”
Fire flew from the feather taken from an eagle’s wing

He pulled the plume across her soles,
And it made an evil hisssssss
And a bunch of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this….


“AAAIIIGGGHHHH!!!!HHAHAHAHHEHHEHEHENONONONONO!!
!…..PLEASEPLEASENONONOOOOOAAIIGGGHHHHH!!!!!….HAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHHEEOOHHNNOOOPLEEEASSSEEEEEEEEEE….”



When the Devil finished Jeffrey said,
“Well, yer pretty good ol’ Son,
But sit right on that table there,
An’ let me show you how it’s done…”


Ticklin’ her armpits, makin’ her scream…..

“AAIIGGHH!!!”

Getting’ all her toes and in between…..

“NONONONONONOOOO!!!!”

Don’t forget her belly now and listen to her laugh….

“AAAHAHAHAHHEEEEEE!!!”

Tickle her slow, then tickle her fast…….

“AAIIIGGHHHH!!!!……HAHAHAHHEHEHEHHE….OHGODNOPLEASEOHGOD!!!!….. (GASP)……OHSHITNOOOOOOOPLEASE…AAIIGGGHHHHAAHHAHAHAH
AHAHHEEEEEHHAAAOOOOOHHH!!!!!”



The devil bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat,
And he laid that Golden Feather on the ground at Jeffrey’s feet.

Jeff then said “Devil just come on back,
If you ever wanna try again…


I done told you once you Son of a Bitch…

I’m the best that’s ever been.”

 

[Kraftie]

I'm not stoned, (a little over-tired and in need of an intravenous caffeine drip, maybe... but *not* stoned) but I thought this was absolutely HILARIOUS!!! Thanks, Dave!

Kraftie

 

[dvnc]

ROFL! Drew, this is a FINE thread, brother. Dave, I'm so diggin' your silly Charlie Daniels parody, and I'm stone sober at work!

 

[QBWeaver]

My oh My what a creative group we have! Good Job Gang! That stuff is AWESOME!

Thanks for the giggles!

 

[Eternal Tomboy]

Dave & other creative minds out there....

Loved the 'devil went down to Georgia' parody! 😛 Got a lot of giggles out of it.
Kind of a side note about being 'hellaciously stoned' (beautiful descriptive Dave) ...Not that I've ever INHALED or anything Ever notice how much more sensitive/ticklish you become when you're stoned? Too bad the paranoia has to come along with the package, huh (lol)?

Maggie

 

[dvnc]

The paranoia CAN be amusin', if only for when you tease your 'lee.

"I'm gonna tickle your belly... no, your sides..." This is made all the better by then tickling the armpits. 😉

Only problem is that you have to keep givin' your 'lee somethin' t'drink, and, inevitably, they'll have to pee. Some folks are into that. I just hate wrecking a perfectly good mattress. I also hate havin' to coat the room in plastics and rubber sheets.

 

[Eternal Tomboy]

dvnc...

rofl...too funny. Besides the water breaks, I'm sure you would also have to make time for brownie breaks...those munchies can be rough (lol)! I don't think that I could ever consent to being tied down and tickled while I'm stoned. I've been given quick tickles while in that state and I nearly exploded! I feel like all the nerve endings in my body are sitting right on top of my skin, and even the slightest brush against me makes me jump.

I guess I'll stick to having philisophical discussions about 'Grimace' (the purple ?? from McDonalds) and melting into the couch cushions. I'll save the tickles for when I'm sober!

😎

Maggie

 

[drew70]

Dave, that Devil parody was absolutely brilliant!! My hat's off to you, sir! I'm glad to have an ally in this obscure hobby! So many songs to spoof.....so little time.

Maggie...I'm totally with you on the THC-enhanced ticklishness theory! Being stoned seems to encourage one to fully focus on the stimulus at hand, be it munchies, Pink Floyd, or tickling!

QBWeaver....I'm glad I wasn't stoned in Philly! 😛