Sung to the tune of "Ticket To Ride" by the Beatles
I think I'm gonna be had.
I think it's today...yeah!
The girl that's driving me mad
Is having her way...yeah!
She's gonna tickle my hide!
She's gonna tickle my hi-hi-hide!
She's knows that I can't abide,
But she don't care!
She said that tick-el-ing me
Requires handcuffs...yeah!
And she won't let me go free
Till I've had enough...yeah!
She's gonna tickle my hide!
She's gonna tickle my hi-hi-hide!
She's gonna tickle and chide,
Cause she no fair!
She ties me down with ropes that are tight.
She knows I wiggle. She knows I giggle and scream!
She tickles long and hard through the night.
She got me hissing. She got me pissing a stream!
I think I'm gonna pass out
From laughing so hard....yeah!
Cause torture's what it's about
When she holds the cards...yeah!
She's gonna tickle my hide!
She's gonna tickle my hi-hi-hide!
She's gonna tackle my pride, but she don't care!
The other day we had a big fight.
She got me tied up, she tickled right up my shirt!
She's mad at me for chattin' with Lite
She got me peein' cause I was bein' a flirt!
She said that tick-el-ing me
Is what gets her high...yeah!
And she will let me go free
When monkeys can fly....yeah!
Aww She's gonna tickle my hide.
She's gonna tickle my hi-hi-hide.
She knows my lungs'll be fried
But she don't care!
My baby don't care!
My baby don't care!
I think I'm gonna be had.
I think it's today...yeah!
The girl that's driving me mad
Is having her way...yeah!
She's gonna tickle my hide!
She's gonna tickle my hi-hi-hide!
She's knows that I can't abide,
But she don't care!
She said that tick-el-ing me
Requires handcuffs...yeah!
And she won't let me go free
Till I've had enough...yeah!
She's gonna tickle my hide!
She's gonna tickle my hi-hi-hide!
She's gonna tickle and chide,
Cause she no fair!
She ties me down with ropes that are tight.
She knows I wiggle. She knows I giggle and scream!
She tickles long and hard through the night.
She got me hissing. She got me pissing a stream!
I think I'm gonna pass out
From laughing so hard....yeah!
Cause torture's what it's about
When she holds the cards...yeah!
She's gonna tickle my hide!
She's gonna tickle my hi-hi-hide!
She's gonna tackle my pride, but she don't care!
The other day we had a big fight.
She got me tied up, she tickled right up my shirt!
She's mad at me for chattin' with Lite
She got me peein' cause I was bein' a flirt!
She said that tick-el-ing me
Is what gets her high...yeah!
And she will let me go free
When monkeys can fly....yeah!
Aww She's gonna tickle my hide.
She's gonna tickle my hi-hi-hide.
She knows my lungs'll be fried
But she don't care!
My baby don't care!
My baby don't care!
