Sorry Dear, I would of been in bed earlier but...

[McNoodle]

I desperately need some good excuses for not going to bed on time as my sleep patterns are getting out of whack again and my wife is starting to crack down on me.

 

[emilyemilyemily]

*would HAVE 😀

 

[McNoodle]

lol! Obviously you are a lot sharper when you are tired than I am.

 

[milagros317]

"Sorry, dear, I would have been in bed earlier but I was planning a surprise for your birthday." Try that if it's close enough to her birthday.

 

[lilone4sir]

Sorry dear...
- this weathers been making my sleep patterns crazy
- i had a nightmare
- busy with work and needed to do some overtime
- pondering our next vacation

Or...
- watching inappropriate porn
- participating on TMF
- too distracted by cute tickle ladies to sleep!

 

[McNoodle]

lol! The lower ones would lead to more trouble than I can handle. 😀

 

[drewskee]

"Sorry dear, I would have been in bed earlier....but I was taking a shit. In fact, I'm trying to set a world record". 😀