Spaghetti

[steph]

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian
woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not
wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of
money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed
in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until
the child
turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was
born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife."
Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh,
just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce!


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[Mistress Aura]

Good one, Steph!!

Mistress Aura

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very funny story. 😀

 

[slap'n'ticklee]

LOL I likeee

 

[unclebill]

Good one, Steph. Perhaps it would be wise to stay away from Italian women. I`m curious what a Polish woman would write on her card??? 😱

 

[Mistress Aura]

"Pierogi, pierogi, pierogi...wait, hold those kids up again...one, two, three..oh, yeah, okay, Pierogi, Pie-what? Whaddaya mean, lay down? No, I've gotta finish this thing! No, I can't be having any more, are you crazy? Oh, geez. Maybe I should change this to gwumpkies, then...?"

At least, that's what I imagine my grandmother saying. 😀 LOL

Mistress Aura

 

[steph]

Bellisima Mistress Aura!


Dunno sexy one, unclebill~I ain't Polish! Best ask Goddess!
Glad ya liked it friends...
XOXO

Good one, Steph. Perhaps it would be wise to stay away from Italian women. I`m curious what a Polish woman would write on her card??? 😱

 

[unclebill]

Dunno sexy one, unclebill~I ain't Polish! Best ask Goddess!
Glad ya liked it friends...
XOXO

hmmm.....I had no idea she was Polish. And just for the record, I will make an exception about staying away from Italian women. I kinda like you. hehe

 

[theticklingmaster]

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian
woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not
wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of
money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed
in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until
the child
turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was
born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife."
Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh,
just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce!


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I loved the joke Steph!

 

[steph]

YAY!
Then my work here is done m'sweets~time for this old bird to get set for bed. More fun to come soon!
XOXO

I loved the joke Steph!

 

[DLazarus]

I love the joke sweetheart!! LOL

Don

 

[Illtcklu]

Don't pull up on your pasta!