Once upon a time, there was a happy little sparrow, flying to and fro over field and meadow, on a warm spring day. The sparrow didn't have a care in the world.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, came a freak snow squall. Ice built up on the sparrow's wings as he tried desparately to evade the storm. His last bit of strength gone, the sparrow plummeted out of the sky, landing in the middle of a barnyard. As the sparrow thought: 'Things can't get any worse!' a cow walked by and crapped all over him.
The poor little sparrow thought: 'This is the end!' But just then, it stopped snowing and the sun came out again. Steam from the manure pile melted the ice from the bird's wings. Warm and happy again, the little sparrow started to sing.
At that moment, the barnyard cat happened by. He heard the singing, went over to the manure pile, found the sparrow and ate him!
The moral of this story:
1: Those who sh*t on you aren't always your enemies.
2: Those who get you out of sh*t aren't always your friends.
3: If you're warm and happy in a pile of sh*t, keep your mouth shut!
Suddenly, out of nowhere, came a freak snow squall. Ice built up on the sparrow's wings as he tried desparately to evade the storm. His last bit of strength gone, the sparrow plummeted out of the sky, landing in the middle of a barnyard. As the sparrow thought: 'Things can't get any worse!' a cow walked by and crapped all over him.
The poor little sparrow thought: 'This is the end!' But just then, it stopped snowing and the sun came out again. Steam from the manure pile melted the ice from the bird's wings. Warm and happy again, the little sparrow started to sing.
At that moment, the barnyard cat happened by. He heard the singing, went over to the manure pile, found the sparrow and ate him!
The moral of this story:
1: Those who sh*t on you aren't always your enemies.
2: Those who get you out of sh*t aren't always your friends.
3: If you're warm and happy in a pile of sh*t, keep your mouth shut!
