Statues

[skyaurua1]

There are two statues of a naked man and woman standing in Central Park facing each other. One day an Angel comes down and says to them, "Statues you have stood for fifty years inspiring many people. God has decided to grant you a boon. For one hour you will come to life and be able to do whatever you want." At that time the statues come to life, look at each other smile, then run into the bushes. After fifteen minutes of giggling and rustling leaves the statues return with a very satified look on their faces. The Angel says, "You still have forty-five more minutes, you can go do it again if you want." The man looks at the lady smiles and says, "Ok but this time you hold the pigeon and I'll shit on his head!"

 

[jonsmith]

Ah, that was hilarious.

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very amusing. 😀

 

[ticklishscribe]

Thank you sweetheart, you made my day.​