Sterotypical St. Patrick's Day Humor.

[JoBelle]

Dearest Friends and Foes,

It's Slippy Jenkins. St. Patrick's Day is finally here. Even though I'm not Irish, and I don't have red hair, and my mother didn't have 17 kids.and I'm not an alcoholic or a little Leprechaun - I still enjoy celebrating St. Patrick's Day.

Here is my schedule for St. Patrick's Day:

6:30 AM - Wake up. Slam two shots of Jameson Irish Whiskey.
6:45 AM - Take shower, use Irish Spring. Brush teeth, gurgle with Irish whiskey.
6:55 AM - Pour bowl of Lucky Charms. Substitute Guinness for Milk.
7:10 AM - Put on clothes. Wear "Kiss Me, I'm An Irish Poseur" t-shirt.
7:20 AM - Get beer helmet and stock it with Guinness. Then grab two more Guinness and chug them like an Irish rock star.
7:25 AM - Find four-leaf clover in back yard.
7:26 AM - Screw it; just drink two shots of Bailey's Irish Cream.
7:35 AM - Play U2's JOSHUA TREE album. Dance jig.
7:45 AM - Sing dirty limericks.
7:55 AM - Drink three more shots of whiskey and punch self in the face.
8:00 AM - Pass out till tomorrow.

 

[Texas_Tickle]

Dearest Friends and Foes,

It's Slippy Jenkins. St. Patrick's Day is finally here. Even though I'm not Irish, and I don't have red hair, and my mother didn't have 17 kids.and I'm not an alcoholic or a little Leprechaun - I still enjoy celebrating St. Patrick's Day.

Here is my schedule for St. Patrick's Day:

6:30 AM - Wake up. Slam two shots of Jameson Irish Whiskey.
6:45 AM - Take shower, use Irish Spring. Brush teeth, gurgle with Irish whiskey.
6:55 AM - Pour bowl of Lucky Charms. Substitute Guinness for Milk.
7:10 AM - Put on clothes. Wear "Kiss Me, I'm An Irish Poseur" t-shirt.
7:20 AM - Get beer helmet and stock it with Guinness. Then grab two more Guinness and chug them like an Irish rock star.
7:25 AM - Find four-leaf clover in back yard.
7:26 AM - Screw it; just drink two shots of Bailey's Irish Cream.
7:35 AM - Play U2's JOSHUA TREE album. Dance jig.
7:45 AM - Sing dirty limericks.
7:55 AM - Drink three more shots of whiskey and punch self in the face.
8:00 AM - Pass out till tomorrow.

Hey, wills ya pass the wiskey? **hic**

 

[Moses25]

Top 'o de meernin' to ya, ladsss...

You told me that you do this every Monday morning...

*neener*😛

Have a good time, Jo...I'll be watching (evil laugh). <--see, it's green!

Cheers.😀

 

[amk714]

Thanks, Joby, but I'll stick to wearing green and listening to my Cranberries CD's. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Top of the morning to you Joby. When you start seeing the wee folk (leprechauns) then you know you have had too much to drink.

Anyone going to watch all five of the Leprechaun movies on St. Patrick's day?

 

[Limeoutsider]

This genius thought St. patrick's day was yesterday. I'll have to hnag my calendar someday!