denver_tickler
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They're done.
I generally try not to complain about clips, but I just witnessed two of the worst pieces of crap I've ever seen. I honestly can not believe that realtickling would even put these up for sale on their site. I know that the site is owned by someone else now, but I was under the impression that they were professionals. They're not. Don't waste your money there.
I just watched Vibe On Kitty and Vibe On Gianni. They're not exactly tickling videos (a little bit, not the main focus), but if they could mess these up so bad, I'm sure all of their other videos suck.
Reasons these videos suck:
- The models, while very pretty, are terrible actors... They aren't ticklish and they can't even fake orgasms.
- The camera they are using to film makes rhythmic clicking noises. Maybe the tape mechanism is clicking? No clue.
- That retarded guy in the batman suit is in one of them. No, I don't mean TIB. I mean some new guy that really looks like there's something wrong with him and should totally not be on camera. Ever.
- Someone occasionally bumps into the camera (hard) and then has to readjust it. This happens more than once.
- The person behind the camera is trying to direct the videos by whispering loudly, in close proximity of the microphone (duh?), at the models. Most of the time they don't even listen or just look up and say "what?".
- The girl holding the vibrator in the first one (Gianni) can't even hold it against Kittie most of the time. Kittie and even the "director" tell her to hold it in a good spot, but she just does whatever... It's like she's too lazy to hold it. At one point, the "director" basically tells Kitty to just fake an orgasm and while she's faking it (horribly), the other lady is rubbing her leg with the vibrator. It's one of the stupidest things I've ever seen!
- In the other one, Gianni is faking an orgasm (also horribly) and I guess she didn't do it for long enough and the "director" has to tell her to keep going. Basically, she's all like "ooohhhh baby, yeah. fake prolonged moan....." followed by silence and her looking at the camera, followed by the "director" telling her to keep going so she start doing to loud moan thing again. It's so bad, it's hard to believe.
- The "director" also has to feed lines to Gianni. She has to tell her two or three times to say something like "do you like that?" until she finally parrots the line. Badly.
- The models keep looking at the "director" like they're bored and don't know what to do. And they really don't.
This is seriously the worst crap I've ever spent money on. I can not believe that a company would even put it out there. If I hadn't paid for it, it would be comical. Instead it's just insulting.
If you're a potential customer, heed my warning. Realtickling is done. They don't even have enough respect left for their customers to try to make something that doesn't suck.
I generally try not to complain about clips, but I just witnessed two of the worst pieces of crap I've ever seen. I honestly can not believe that realtickling would even put these up for sale on their site. I know that the site is owned by someone else now, but I was under the impression that they were professionals. They're not. Don't waste your money there.
I just watched Vibe On Kitty and Vibe On Gianni. They're not exactly tickling videos (a little bit, not the main focus), but if they could mess these up so bad, I'm sure all of their other videos suck.
Reasons these videos suck:
- The models, while very pretty, are terrible actors... They aren't ticklish and they can't even fake orgasms.
- The camera they are using to film makes rhythmic clicking noises. Maybe the tape mechanism is clicking? No clue.
- That retarded guy in the batman suit is in one of them. No, I don't mean TIB. I mean some new guy that really looks like there's something wrong with him and should totally not be on camera. Ever.
- Someone occasionally bumps into the camera (hard) and then has to readjust it. This happens more than once.
- The person behind the camera is trying to direct the videos by whispering loudly, in close proximity of the microphone (duh?), at the models. Most of the time they don't even listen or just look up and say "what?".
- The girl holding the vibrator in the first one (Gianni) can't even hold it against Kittie most of the time. Kittie and even the "director" tell her to hold it in a good spot, but she just does whatever... It's like she's too lazy to hold it. At one point, the "director" basically tells Kitty to just fake an orgasm and while she's faking it (horribly), the other lady is rubbing her leg with the vibrator. It's one of the stupidest things I've ever seen!
- In the other one, Gianni is faking an orgasm (also horribly) and I guess she didn't do it for long enough and the "director" has to tell her to keep going. Basically, she's all like "ooohhhh baby, yeah. fake prolonged moan....." followed by silence and her looking at the camera, followed by the "director" telling her to keep going so she start doing to loud moan thing again. It's so bad, it's hard to believe.
- The "director" also has to feed lines to Gianni. She has to tell her two or three times to say something like "do you like that?" until she finally parrots the line. Badly.
- The models keep looking at the "director" like they're bored and don't know what to do. And they really don't.
This is seriously the worst crap I've ever spent money on. I can not believe that a company would even put it out there. If I hadn't paid for it, it would be comical. Instead it's just insulting.
If you're a potential customer, heed my warning. Realtickling is done. They don't even have enough respect left for their customers to try to make something that doesn't suck.
