paracarl44
Wielder of 100 Feathers
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- Mar 16, 2007
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A couple hired an elderly man to paint the rooms in their house.
One night the husband comes home drunk and places his hand on the freshly painted bedroom wall.
It leaves a nasty imprint, so the wife decides to tell the painter about it the next day.
She says to the painter: "Come up to the bedroom because I want to show you where my husband placed his hand."
The old man pauses for a minute and replies: "If it is all right with you, I would sooner have a cold beer instead."
One night the husband comes home drunk and places his hand on the freshly painted bedroom wall.
It leaves a nasty imprint, so the wife decides to tell the painter about it the next day.
She says to the painter: "Come up to the bedroom because I want to show you where my husband placed his hand."
The old man pauses for a minute and replies: "If it is all right with you, I would sooner have a cold beer instead."