Name the stupidest (or grossist) fetish you have ever heard of...
Knee Fetish (really some people have one!)
Wow! Talk about coincidence. You just gave me the chills.
First, your basic question..
Fetishes I find kooky/funny..
Pie fetish – Yes, there are people who like being hit in the face with Pies.
Sneezing – I could just imagine someone going through the trouble of getting me tied up and then at the height of my anxiety about them exploiting all of my weaknesses, they pull out a pepper shaker (LOL!)
The most disgusting fetish I’ve come across has got to be the human mouth repository fetish for all sorts of disgusting things (Spit, Mucus, cigarette smoke and it only gets worse from there). Just the thought of that can ruin me for 2 weeks. Sorry if I just did the same to you, but YOU ASKED FOR IT!
OK, the “KNEE” thing. I had a massage yesterday afternoon. There’s a shopping mall that has women (Asian) that are all trained similarly and VERY good (normally). So I get a lady that I’ve never had before. This is “CHAIR” massage by the way.
So, we go through the normal routine. Nothing out of the ordinary. She laughs when she hits some of my “SQUIRMY” spots. Then she starts working down my arm and suddenly starts working solely on my elbow and for a LONG time. WHAT AN AWFUL FEELING! I was wondering what the heck she was doing. I’ve never had anyone do that. Not ticklish, just awfully uncomfortable and creepy as I could feel my elbow joint shifting around (*cringe*).
So, you guessed it. When she started working down my legs, she did the same with my knees. Not above the knees. The knee cap and all around it. She was even trying to dig underneath. Not as uncomfortable, but I just didn’t get what the heck she was trying to accomplish (massage wise) or why she was spending so much time.
The creepyness didn’t end there. At the end, she asked me to turn around in the chair and lay my head back (face up). She started doing some sort of wierd facial that was just really strange and uncomfortable. And then, at the end, she decides to start working on my ears!?!?! I know some people like that and it wasn’t too bad at first (although not really anything I like), but she started working her way deeper and deeper until she actually stuck her finger INSIDE MY EAR DRUM. She just held it there for a couple of seconds. Horrible feeling. After she finished, I remember cringing as she started on my other ear; knowing where it was going.
That was some STRANGE stuff there. I’m pretty easy going about trying to oblige people especially if I can make their day by letting them drift into something a little odd that they like, but she was really hitting my “CRINGE” button; and often. I don’t know if it was some kind of weird fetish she had, but for anyone who has the same, it doesn’t feel good when someone sticks their finger in your ear or roughly massages your elbows/knees. And if she didn't have any of those fetishes, I sure put up with a lot for no reason at all. (HA!)
I don’t know if that’s what you mean by “KNEE” fetish and hope I didn’t gross you out too bad, but then again, YOU ASKED FOR IT!
