Stupidest movie lines in existence thread...

[Dussicar]

EDIT: Ah, screw it. You all have the right idea. No dumb guessing games. It actually IS better to just throw out the line and then the movie. Much more industrious.

So, basically, tell us about a movie quote that you pretty much figure is the dumbest you have ever heard.

I'll start with two...

1."We're expendable assets....And we've just been expended."(The swat team guy from Resident Evil: Apocalypse-aka, the dumbest fucking movie ever made).

2. "You're hit, man. You're bleeding."
"I ain't got time to bleed."(Jesse Ventura-Predator).

 

[a1532b]

*anything from the doom movie*

 

[Dussicar]

*anything from the doom movie*

Somebody made a movie based on doom??????????

yeesh. nothing is sacred anymore.

 

[a1532b]

They did....You didn't miss much. It actually had very little to do with doom, actually. I mean, there was no portal to hell. No demons from hell....Just a virus outbreak..or something. I think it was 2005's worst movie.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Good Thread: This Should Be Fun

The First Post's #2 Is From "predator". Jesse "the Body" And "the Guv" Ventura Taking The Hit. My Line: 'yondah Lies De Castle Of My Faddah'. Of Course Any Dialog From A Porno Would Qualify. Or So I've Been Told🙂 I THINK THE FIRST POST'S #1 IS FROM "TANGO & CASH"?

 

[Ignatz]

Eeeasy, stomach....dooon't turn over!

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."


(GT, the "yondah lies da castle" line is from "The Black Shield of Falworth" with Tony Curtis.)

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

"This party is over!"- Mace Windu (Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Clones)

It's not a bad quote in and of itself, but for a jedi to say that just doesn't feel right. Its too witty and smart assed. And you know they made him say that just because he's Samuel L. Jackson. 😛

 

[Budweiserbob!]

*fantasises about an optional scene with that quote in it*

S. L. Jackson: "This party is over..."

*silence*

S. L. Jackson: "NOT! Break i' Down!"

*all the jedis and enemies and film crew start dancing*

 

[batch1]

every word keanu said in the matrix movies.

 

[Senshi1]

Human: Shut up!

Martian Emperor: No YOU shut up!

~Plan 9 From Outer Space

Not how you'd expect the Martian Emperor to behave, is it?

 

[Dussicar]

"I'll go. You just watch me go!" (Nick Nolte- The Hulk).

His acting in that scene seemed a little spasmatic.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Iggy Got My Line Correct. "i'm Gonna Take This Right Foot Of Mine And Hit You On That(right) Side Of Your Face. And You Know What (pause) There's Not A Damn Thing You're Gonna Be Able To Do About It." (clue)*on The Bloody Morning After, One Tin Soldier Rides Away*

 

[Dussicar]

Iggy Got My Line Correct. "i'm Gonna Take This Right Foot Of Mine And Hit You On That(right) Side Of Your Face. And You Know What (pause) There's Not A Damn Thing You're Gonna Be Able To Do About It." (clue)*on The Bloody Morning After, One Tin Soldier Rides Away*

Is that from Billy Jack?

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Dussicar Wins A Black Hat With A Feather Perfect For Tickling( Yes That Was From Billy Jack) Now For A Western: (after Shooting The Apache Chief)"he Looked So Big" "he Was Big Enough Son"

 

[a1532b]

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunjee cord?

My ass. "

From kung pow: Enter the fist.

Funniest movie ever, btw.

 

[alchemy1]

#1 of all time!!!!!!

"Take THAT you dinosaur" - (anonymous navy guy, Godzilla vs King Ghidorah)

Runner up

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" (Darth Vader, Episode 3)

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

In defense of Darth Vader's "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" cry at the end of episode III, we have to remember that he's still thinking like Anakin Skywalker, even though technically he is now a sith and has been knighted Darth Vader.

Alot of people don't like it when he says that because they expect him to magically instantly transform into the cold, heartless badass he won't become until years later (the badass we're more fimilar with and so we superimpose the older Vader on the younger one). He's still a young man at this point, and we need to remember that he is the victim, not the villian.

Now when/if people complain about that scene specifically because it sounded stupid or corny (as in James Earl Jones didn't sound right saying it) or its purely a distaste in the audio, then thats a completely different thing. 🙂

Either way, we're all intitled to our opinions, I just thought I'd point that out, since alot of people don't take it into consideration.

 

[kut2k2]

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

:laughing: Good one!

My choice: "Ya feelin' lucky, punk?"

What the hell is the guy supposed to say, with a handcannon already pointed at his head? Right down there with "Yippy Kiiyaa, M*th*rf*ck*r!" ... or almost any other line from Bruce Willis. 😛

 

[cyclypse]

ANY lines from ANY movie ever made by Uwe Boll. (I.E. Alone in the Dark)

 

[Sockstickler]

In defense of Darth Vader's "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" cry at the end of episode III, we have to remember that he's still thinking like Anakin Skywalker, even though technically he is now a sith and has been knighted Darth Vader.

Alot of people don't like it when he says that because they expect him to magically instantly transform into the cold, heartless badass he won't become until years later (the badass we're more fimilar with and so we superimpose the older Vader on the younger one). He's still a young man at this point, and we need to remember that he is the victim, not the villian.

Now when/if people complain about that scene specifically because it sounded stupid or corny (as in James Earl Jones didn't sound right saying it) or its purely a distaste in the audio, then thats a completely different thing. 🙂

Either way, we're all intitled to our opinions, I just thought I'd point that out, since alot of people don't take it into consideration.

Took the words right out of my mouth, Vlad. I actually didn't have a problem with that line. Truth be told, if I were in Anakin's situation, I'd probably have said the same thing.
Of course, if I were in his situation, I'd have found some way to fix things that didn't involve turning to the Dark Side and becoming a Sith too 😎
To keep things on topic, I'd say one that really bugs me is "A diversion." from Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. It's just one of those moments that's like "Duh!" It also has to do with the way Orlando Bloom says it too. I think he got way too much screen time, but that's an argument for another topic.

 

[nessonite1]

Have to disagree. That line ruined that entire movie. Yeah he's pissed, in anguish, whatever. But the big "NOOOOOOO!!" just sounded retarded. Took me completely out of the movie.

 

[Sockstickler]

Now, see, Nessie, the thing with that line is that, while it may sound cheesy to some, you have to really put yourself in Anakin's place there. Imagine that you were just told that you killed the person who meant the most to you in this whole galaxy, the one who gave you a reason to do everything you did. You'd be going through a lot of anguish and heartache, feeling like your whole world, your whole galaxy, has just been ripped right out from under you, and you'd need to express it somehow, right?

 

[nessonite1]

Well the line where he expresses his anger-grief/whatever should make you feel it, not shock you with it's corniness so you're completely taken out of it. shouldn't have to go back and think that it may have been warrented so you can forgive how rediculous it sounded.

 

[Snail Shell]

"You know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightening?"

..........

"The same thing that happens to everything else." - Halle Berry in X-Men

The best set-up line in history ruined by the worst possible follow up.

Snail Shell

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Well the line where he expresses his anger-grief/whatever should make you feel it, not shock you with it's corniness so you're completely taken out of it. shouldn't have to go back and think that it may have been warrented so you can forgive how rediculous it sounded.

Theres no other way it could have sounded as in a cooler, more awesome "NOOOOOOOOOO" or some raging sound that would have been cooler to hear. Vader's chest, torso and abdomen were badly damaged, and his artificial lungs were not yet ready to take such deep breathes that a cooler more engaged cry or sound would require. Plus, its James Earl Jones, plus he has a mask on so the cry was muffled and wimpy sounding.

I agree it didn't sound right, it sounded more like a yelp or gargle than a shout or emotionally bursting roar, and that killed it a bit, but realistically it couldn't have sounded any other way. He is not under his own power to even breathe any longer, the man is essentially a cripple without the suit. Vader is supposed to look broken and pathetic, because at this point he is.

It goes to contrast how cocky and arrogant he was before and what he has now been reduced to.