Joe dies and goes to hell.
The devil shows up and tells him everyone in hell gets to pick what they want to do for the next 1000 years.
They visit room after room of torture, each one worse than the last. Guys screaming in a giant lake of fire, being stabbed by pitchforks, you name it...
Finally, the devil brings the shaken man to a room, where a hot blonde is blowing a stinky drunk bum.
"Now THIS is more like it!" the guy says.
"You sure? Remember it last 1000 years," says the devil.
"I'm sure!"
Devil walks over to the blonde and says, "ok honey, you can go, I've found your replacement..."
XOXO
The devil shows up and tells him everyone in hell gets to pick what they want to do for the next 1000 years.
They visit room after room of torture, each one worse than the last. Guys screaming in a giant lake of fire, being stabbed by pitchforks, you name it...
Finally, the devil brings the shaken man to a room, where a hot blonde is blowing a stinky drunk bum.
"Now THIS is more like it!" the guy says.
"You sure? Remember it last 1000 years," says the devil.
"I'm sure!"
Devil walks over to the blonde and says, "ok honey, you can go, I've found your replacement..."
XOXO
