Super Fuckin' Badass For Your Consideration

[the_jimmy_james]

You like tickling? You like all that shit? Good. You'd better like BDSM or you're out.

I like rock and roll and shit with technology inside and playing real guitars. Fake guitars like "Guitar Hero" chap my ass.

If you think that Metallica sucks and Priest rules... if you think that "Twilight" eats... if you think that Marvel is better than manga... if you believe that rap is crap... if you wish you could be different from the pack... if you ARE different from the pack... I'm interested.

If your ass gets chapped by fake guitars and anime, I'm your man.

I like Italians, goths, and gypsies, so if you're any combination of these, kickass.

The more hardcore you are, the better. I'm wanting someone who's got amazing dark hair, a strong ethnic identity, and is possessing of the ability to excite me. I don't want someone who's a pussy. I don't want someone who will balk at being told to do things. I don't want someone who's ashamed of their own body. I don't want a wuss either.

Wussy girls are boring. Tough girls for the win.

If you are qualified, please contact me here. There will only be one winner in the battle for my affections! Get busy, bitches!

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

 

[Journia]

Bella Donna's Gonna? Hay Caramba!

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

this is a funny post. the hollywood brother got to give up the credit to you for being so direct in what you want. the hollywood brother is sure that you could tickle someone until they is screaming for vengance even though they will have another thing coming as you tickling them to infinity and beyond so sayeth the hollywood brother. in all seriousness however the hollywood brother really do hope you find tickles on this grand forum as it is the thruth that the best girls in the world are the tickle theatre girls!

 

[iamnothere]

*Swoon*

 

[AdamN]

Heh. I love satire post like this. :thumbsup

 

[Cbarton]

If I gargle with Drano, floss with barbed wire, and intentionally create roadkill for my dinner, do I qualify???

 

[the_jimmy_james]

this is a funny post. the hollywood brother got to give up the credit to you for being so direct in what you want. the hollywood brother is sure that you could tickle someone until they is screaming for vengance even though they will have another thing coming as you tickling them to infinity and beyond so sayeth the hollywood brother. in all seriousness however the hollywood brother really do hope you find tickles on this grand forum as it is the thruth that the best girls in the world are the tickle theatre girls!

Yes. Tickling! That's another thing that I could do!

*Swoon*

Sorry, honey. You don't meet the prerequisites.

Heh. I love satire post like this. :thumbsup

What satire? I love Italians, gypsies, and goths all three. I like goths a bit less than I used to of course, and I'll continue to like them less and less as time goes by.

If I gargle with Drano, floss with barbed wire, and intentionally create roadkill for my dinner, do I qualify???

Only for blacklisting.

 

[Journia]

Justin Timberlake Style

Superfuckin' Badass For Your COnsideration!

Super Fuckin' Badass, For your Consid a ration

 

[iamnothere]

Sorry, honey. You don't meet the prerequisites.

:cry

 

[Budweiserbob!]

... Nah. You're not worth my time. 😉

 

[GroovyBaby]

Chicks dig the Jimmy James

 

[the_jimmy_james]

... Nah. You're not worth my time. 😉

Crud!

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Chicks dig the Jimmy James a grave.

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[AngelOfDarkness]

Do want. 😛

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Do want. 😛

I'll let you apply. There's a strict dress code, though.

 

[AngelOfDarkness]

And that is?

 

[PurpleStyle]

I am curious. Is it like the legend says, you need to remove a few ribs to perform autofellatio? Or just natural flexibility? 😉

Just kidding...