Super Hero Joke (warning: sexual)

[tklr22]

I don't know why I'm posting this, I guess I'm just really hyper and this joke cracks me up. 😛 Ok...

Superman is flying over Metropolis minding his own business when he notices Wonder Woman sun bathing on top of the Daily Planet, completely naked...and seemingly asleep b/c her eyes are closed and she's thrashing around like she's having a bad dream.

So Superman gets to thinking and starts having naughty thoughts about his colleague in the world of crime fighting. He thinks to himself, "wow, i've always wanted to have sex with Wonder Woman, and i bet with her asleepi could zoom down and screw her with my Super Speed and do it before she even notices.

So his hormones get the best of him and he decides to do it. So he flies down on top of Wonder Woman, does her Super fast, and flies away in a split second. Wonder Woman sits up startled and yells, "What the Hell was that!?" and the Invisible Man responds, "I have no idea, but my asshole is killing me!"

Get it? HAHAHAHAHAhardyhardyharrrrrr.

Again, i'm hyper and in a silly mood so sorry if i offended anyone, i just thought that was hilarious. have a nice day! 😀

 

[BigJim]

22, that one put me on the floor!😀

 

[Ovda]

Hollow Man

That joke was in the movie, "Hollow Man"

 

[tklr22]

yeah thats where i heard it right before i typed it here. never said it was mine😉 . i'm glad it amused you though, BigJim.

 

[Tinkerhead414]

Here's another good superhero joke (although knowing that it features a superhero spoiles almost immediately). Here goes...

A man climbs up three flights of stairs to an exclusive bar. He sits down, and orders a scotch and soda. Just then, the guy next to him says, "Hey, wanna see something cool?" "Sure," says the guy. The other guy gulps down this orange liquid, jumps out the window, hits the pavement four stories down, and bounces back up through the window. The guy at the bar says, "How the hell did you do that?" The other guy says, "You can do it too, just take a hit of that orange liquid over there." So the guy takes a swig, jumps out the window, and spats on the pavement, dying instantly. The bartender turns to the remaining guy and says "Superman, you can be a real jerk when you get drunk."

Hope you like it.
😀

 

[TicklingDuo]

My brother's been telling that one for a few years now. Gotta love it!

Ann