Supid criminals

[Texas_Tickle]

Just heard this on MSNBC

"A would-be bank robber in Virginia, almost got away with the perfect crime, except for one minor problem. He locked the keys inside his get-away car.

The thief decided to go on foot, and it didn't take the police long to find him. He was prolly the only person in town, walking down the street with a bag of money in one hand, and a gun in the other.



Let this be a lesson to us all.

 

[amk714]

What a dummy! Some people just aren't meant to be criminals. Thanks, TM! That's a pretty funny story. 😀

 

[slacker2114]

Meant to be criminals???

Personally, I think some people weren't meant to breed. But they seem to do that anyway.

 

[asutickler]

Re: Meant to be criminals???

Personally, I think some people weren't meant to breed. But they seem to do that anyway.

ROFL!

Sadly, reproduction is an instinct. Otherwise, we'd at least be rid of those who couldn't figure out how to "do it" on their own... 😛

 

[slacker2114]

Y'know what's really sad?

There are a lot of people, men and women, that actually don't know how to do it. They're TERRIBLE at it. And they still reproduce!!

SEX--the only thing in life you can be clueless at and still be successful. 🙄

 

[HeBeGeeBee]

Yep, he sure is a "supid" criminal...😀

 

[Alex Warfield]

One more.....

I saw this on CNN yesterday: A man in Russia stole a television from an electronics store.....And was arrested when he returned for the remote!

 

[amk714]

A man in Russia stole a television from an electronics store.....And was arrested when he returned for the remote!

What's dumb about that? You can't watch TV without a remote. I would've went to a different store to buy a universal one, though. 😛