t shirt slogans all women should wear..

[melanie2]

WOMEN'S T-SHIRT SLOGANS
**So many men, so few who can afford me

**God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends

**At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all ... I
Just can't remember it all

**My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips

**Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes,
Seeks frog

**Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich

**Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen

**If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

**Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off

**It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything

**Guys have feelings too. But who cares?

**Next mood swing: 6 minutes

**I hate everybody...and you're next

**And your point is...?

**Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it

**Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time

**Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win

**You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP

**All stressed out and no one to choke

**I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people

**How can I miss you if you won't go away?

 

[ticklebug101]

lol good job Izzy. I love quotes like that.
Examples:
Of course women dont work as hard as men, they get it right the first time
I like cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food
Help! I'm turning into my mother!
Because I'm your mother, that's why. More may come to me later, bug 😉

 

[chicag0]

Anyone that would wear the following should be slapped.

**So many men, so few who can afford me

**Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich

**Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen

**Guys have feelings too. But who cares?

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

Anyone that would wear the following should be slapped.

**So many men, so few who can afford me

**Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich

**Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen

**Guys have feelings too. But who cares?

I agree,that would not be good to wear anywhere.Except the one about treating the person as a Queen

 

[kopfhorer1]

Anyone that would wear the following should be slapped.

**So many men, so few who can afford me

**Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich

**Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen

**Guys have feelings too. But who cares?

Right on to that, sister! Especially the first two!

 

[Duke Diablo]

About those t-shirt signs... I remember my friend and I running a marathon, and a chick had this sign on t-shirt: "Now go to my room!"

We ran up to her and asked: "About your t-shirt... where do you live?"

 

[melanie2]

uh Duke....i believe the correct quote on that t shirt reads.."You've been a very naughty boy, now go to my room" :stickout

 

[Bratty]

**Guys have feelings too. But who cares?[/B]

Now that's a funny tshirt that should never be worn...and this is coming from a woman who used to be a man 😱 😱 😱

 

[Bratty]

how about bumper stickers that should never be put on the back of a woman's car? like these ones...

"Get Off My Ass....I'm Not That Kind of Car"

"If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair"

 

[moondog83uk1]

Lol, my buddy loves t-shirts like that. One of them is:

"I never finish anyth... "

And he got a t-shirt saying the following because he's a PC engineer:

"No, I will not fix your PC."

Didn't stop me asking him though 🙂

 

[Duke Diablo]

Anyone that would wear the following should be slapped.

**So many men, so few who can afford me

**Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich

**Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen

**Guys have feelings too. But who cares?

I went through the whole 8 years of elementary school (in Croatia, elem. school lasts 8 years) with girls who didn't wear those t-shirts... they lived by those quotes. And not just exceptions... most were like that.

OK, now, the fourth quote is someone I would have sex with and then dump her. I mean, I'm sure she wouldn't mind, which makes her a perfect playmate (sexual diseases aside).