Talk about stupid.....

[venray]

When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at its intended victim during a
holdup in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did something
that can only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and tried the
trigger again. This time it worked...............OMG!!

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The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine
and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance
company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have
a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a finger.



The chef's claim was approved..........
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A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a
blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the
space. Understandably, he shot her.......
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After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found
that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare
to Bulawayo had escaped.
Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus-stop
and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the
passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were
very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't
discovered for 3 days.

Damn I like that one...
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An American teenager was in the hospital yesterday recovering from serious
head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the
injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he
could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
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[ForgottenTcklr]

Do you ever wonder how the term common sense gets that name, when truly it is not practiced by the majority? It should be called uncommon sense!

 

[Prime]

I remember that bus ride..it was more like four days, but the food and lodging were free. 😀

 

[amk714]

Some of these people ARE stupid, but it's also tragic what happened to some of them, especially that poor woman (yes, she shouldn't have taken that space, but still...). Funny and sad, these tales. 🙁 🙂

 

[Moses25]

I remember that bus ride..it was more like four days, but the food and lodging were free. 😀

Yeah, and after taking the blue pill, the wall would turn into a giant tv.

Give me that freakin' remote, ya psycho!! I don't care if it's attached to your body...

Cheers.😀

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

Wow,

Prime I would love to hear about your experiences in the mental hospital for those three days!!! 😀 😀 😀

😎 ~FT

 

[Traveler]

Nice thread Ray the bus one is the best.It is tragic abourt the woman who took the spot but that stuff something that happens way to often.When,I lived in Oklahoma City,there was a case where a man pulled up to a stoplight and when,it turned green the man in front of him didn't take off righ away so this man beeped his horn.The man got out of his truck walked back to the man and shot him in the chest.Luckily the guy was a bad shot and missed his heart and the guy did recover.What,was weird is he shot this guy got back in his truck and just left.People are dangerous.😕 😕 😕

I never beep my horn

 

[shark]

I read about an incident involving two elderly men. These roommates got into an argument,and decided to have it out.They both went to their rooms,got their pistols,and started having a sort of duel in the hallway. The first guy,having poor vision,fired 6 times and missed all 6. The second guy,needing a cane just to stand,was so unstable that he fired 6 times and missed all 6.

The reported cause of the fight was a woman.

 

[R. Davis]

Any Bank Criminals