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Telegrams for the dead
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Holy *&%$
"All of our messengers are competent adults who have been diagnosed with a terminal illness, by a certified doctor, and have a minimal survival prognosis of about a year or less. All messengers are tested to make sure that they have memorized the telegrams they are
entrusted with and are periodically quizzed to make sure they have not been forgotten."
I'd love to get on the testing team! Grilling dying people and yelling at them for forgetting important information while being in severe discomfort sounds like my cup of tea!
Awesome concept...P.T. Barnum is a happy man wherever he may be...
Q
"All of our messengers are competent adults who have been diagnosed with a terminal illness, by a certified doctor, and have a minimal survival prognosis of about a year or less. All messengers are tested to make sure that they have memorized the telegrams they are
entrusted with and are periodically quizzed to make sure they have not been forgotten."
I'd love to get on the testing team! Grilling dying people and yelling at them for forgetting important information while being in severe discomfort sounds like my cup of tea!
Awesome concept...P.T. Barnum is a happy man wherever he may be...
Q
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www.messagesfromthegrave.com
the way to scare the living shit out of your enemies after your death 😀
the way to scare the living shit out of your enemies after your death 😀
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Where do you people find this stuff? Better yet, what possesses (sp?) you to go looking for it?
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Ah, I am amused again. The random fetish card can be so entertaining as to trigger.
Lime, As to where we find things I can only speak to myself, but I surf the web randomly, and follow links to amuse myself. I often find myself in odd places. (Memories of the Care Bears?/Strawberry Shortcake? slash fiction page still linger) Sometimes I like to share. Always good to know what ones fellow sentients are thinking about....
Myriads
Lime, As to where we find things I can only speak to myself, but I surf the web randomly, and follow links to amuse myself. I often find myself in odd places. (Memories of the Care Bears?/Strawberry Shortcake? slash fiction page still linger) Sometimes I like to share. Always good to know what ones fellow sentients are thinking about....
Myriads
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Inkling, your "Entertaining little site"???
Hmmmmmm, videos of women being murdered by drowning - in graphic detail...
If I had had any idea how horrifying this site was I would NOT have clicked on it; I really wish I hadn't.
Hmmmmmm, videos of women being murdered by drowning - in graphic detail...
If I had had any idea how horrifying this site was I would NOT have clicked on it; I really wish I hadn't.
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I follow links to that amuse me too, I found a great strawberry shortcake/care bear site I could send you if you'd like ?
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Wow, this is very cool. I love how sincere they are about this idea, with the list of helpful suggesitons on how you might go about delivering your telegrams after you die.
They seemed to have left out a lot of helpful eastern concepts, though, like "After you die, you will merge with the oneness, and your telegram will be delivered automatically to that part of you which was formerly the addressee" or "When you die you will be reincarnated, and your job will be to find the reincarnated form of the addresseee. NOTE: Your addressee may no longer be human!"
They seemed to have left out a lot of helpful eastern concepts, though, like "After you die, you will merge with the oneness, and your telegram will be delivered automatically to that part of you which was formerly the addressee" or "When you die you will be reincarnated, and your job will be to find the reincarnated form of the addresseee. NOTE: Your addressee may no longer be human!"
