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evilqueen

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Fox's lawsuit against Al Franken for using the phrase "fair and balanced" in the the title of his new book, "Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them," has driven it to #3 on the amazon.com bestseller list. The book won't be released until September 22. Piss off Fox News and pre-order a copy at Amazon (and save 30% off the cover price).
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Personally I wouldn't order anything Al Franken wrote even if the book was lined with twenty dollar bills but thats just my opinion.
 
For Fox to sue for "Fair and Balanced" is almost as stupid as Spike Lee to sue TNN for using his name
 
Hmm Ill have to check this guy out he seems pretty much on the ball.
 
Please EQ, when referring to that bastion of journalistic integrity, I'd appreciate it if it was shown by it's True Name(tm):

Faux News.

Thanks ever so much.
 
Limeoutsider said:
For Fox to sue for "Fair and Balanced" is almost as stupid as Spike Lee to sue TNN for using his name

Yeah. And what about Spike Jones, Spike Dudley and all the other Spikes we've seen over the years? Come to think of it, I heard something about my neighbor's dog Spike wanting to sue too. 😉

As for fair and balanced...I'm not sure that's true. But, it should still be entertaining to see the garbage he picks on.

Ann
 
Al Franken; M' MAN!!!!

If this is anywhere as good as 'Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot'...I'm There! It's just a shame that FOX NEWS gets away w/ calling it NEWS; Fox is to 'NEWS' as Jerry Springer is to 'Serious Discussion of the Issues".
To Quote Frank Zappa's Opinion of said news channel,"Whewwwwwwww!".
Go for it, Al.
Bug
😎
 
Next thing you will hear that every time a football player "spikes" the ball after a touchdown, all of the "Spikes" will want royalties!

🙄 :sowrong:

TTD
 
Shush now, ya'll are gonna make...

...The Bush Family MAD iffin ya'll keep bad-mouthin' that them thar station of theirs. 😛
 
Al Franken is a treasure. I only wish there were many more like him, and less psychotic assholes like Ann Coulter. :sowrong:
 
Personally, I could do without either side, Franken or Coulter, and just have a little peace. It seems that the "sides" take more time slamming each other and high-fiving themselves to do any business for the people. Lies and vendettas aren't limited to Republicans, aren't removed from Democrats or Independents, and neither are good people and ideas. And that's the truth, ppppthhhh! 😛

Smiley,
Now off of his soapbox for the time
 
Paul Newman even chides in:

Paul Newman Is Still HUD
By PAUL NEWMAN

The Fox News Network is suing Al Franken, the political satirist, for using the phrase "fair and balanced" in the title of his new book. In claiming trademark violation, Fox sets a noble example for standing firm against whatever.

Unreliable sources report that the Fox suit has inspired Paul Newman, the actor, to file a similar suit in federal court against the Department of Housing and Urban Development, commonly called HUD. Mr. Newman claims piracy of personality and copycat infringement.

In the 1963 film "HUD," for which Mr. Newman was nominated for an Academy Award, the ad campaign was based on the slogan, "Paul Newman is HUD." Mr. Newman claims that the Department of Housing and Urban Development, called HUD, is a fair and balanced institution and that some of its decency and respectability has unfairly rubbed off on his movie character, diluting the rotten, self-important, free-trade, corrupt conservative image that Mr. Newman worked so hard to project in the film. His suit claims that this "innocence by association" has hurt his feelings plus residuals.

A coalition of the willing i.e., the Bratwurst Asphalt Company and the Ypsilanti Hot Dog and Bean Shop � has been pushed forward and is prepared to label its products "fair and balanced," knowing that Fox News will sue and that its newscasters will be so tied up with subpoenas they will only be able to broadcast from the courtroom, where they will be seen tearing their hair and whining, looking anything but fair and balanced, which would certainly be jolly good sport all around.

Paul Newman, an actor, is chief executive of Salad King.
 
And Verizon is now suing one of their unions because a union official said, "Can you hear me now?" during a conference call.

No, I'm not making that up.
 
With all the wing-nuts spewing one-sided rhetoric from the right, I guess it's only natural that there should be some from the left, even though State Television may not agree. Conservatives are not expected to hold Franken in any higher esteem than liberals hols Coulter, but at least this helps keep things fair and balanced.

I also heard that Franken said he was copyrighting the word "funny" to prevent Fox from describing his work as "unfunny."
 
Al Franken is a joke. An even larger joke is him using the phrase, "fair and ballanced." Liberals will listen to anyone. Bill O'Reilly rocks. Did anyone see Sean Hannity make Franken look like a moron a few months ago on TV? Long live Fox.

Steve
 
Franken wins, Fox is laughed at!
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In Courtroom, Laughter at Fox and a Victory for Al Franken
By SUSAN SAULNY

A federal judge in Manhattan told Fox News yesterday that it had to learn how to take a joke. Then he rejected the network's request for an injunction to block the satirist Al Franken from using the words "fair and balanced" on the cover of his book, "Lies, and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right."

Calling the motion "wholly without merit, both factually and legally," the judge, Denny Chin of United States District Court, said that a person would have to be "completely dense" not to realize the cover was a joke, and that trademark protection for the phrase "Fair and Balanced" was unrealistic because the words are so commonly used.

Lawyers for Mr. Franken and his publisher, Penguin Group (USA), called the ruling a victory for the First Amendment. Mr. Franken was not in court.

"I never really had any doubt," he said in a telephone interview, calling the ruling "a victory for satirists everywhere, even the bad ones. In addition to thanking my own lawyers, I'd like to thank Fox's lawyers for filing one of the stupidest briefs I've ever seen in my life."

The Fox court papers had referred to Mr. Franken, a former "Saturday Night Live" writer and performer and an unabashed liberal, as a "parasite" who appeared shrill, unstable and "increasingly unfunny."

The network could appeal the decision. "We are considering our options," said Paul Schur, a Fox spokesman. "We don't care if it's Al Franken, Al Lewis or Weird Al Yankovic. We're here to protect our trademark and our talent."

If anything, the lawsuit only benefited Mr. Franken. His book had been scheduled for release in September, but the publicity caused the publisher to print an extra 50,000 copies, for a total of 435,000, and to roll the book out on Thursday.

After the ruling yesterday, it moved to the No. 1 spot on the best-seller list at amazon. com.

The network filed for the injunction on Aug. 11. Fox News Network trademarked the phrase "Fair and Balanced" in 1998 to describe its news coverage, and network lawyers claimed that Mr. Franken's use of the phrase in his book would "blur and tarnish" it.

Fox also objected to the use of a picture of Bill O'Reilly, one of its prominent news personalities, on the cover, claiming that it could be mistaken as an endorsement of the book.

But these arguments were met by laughter in the crowded courtroom, as Fox tried to defend its signature slogan. Part of the network's burden was to prove that Mr. Franken's use of the phrase "fair and balanced" would lead to consumer confusion.

One round of laughter was prompted when Judge Chin asked, "Do you think that the reasonable consumer, seeing the word `lies' over Mr. O'Reilly's face would believe Mr. O'Reilly is endorsing this book?"

The giggling continued as Dori Ann Hanswirth, a lawyer for Fox, replied, "To me, it's quite ambiguous as to what the message is here."

She continued, "It does not say `parody' or `satire.' "

Ms. Hanswirth said Fox's "signature slogan" was also blurred, because people who were not associated with the network, which owns the Fox News Channel, also appear on the cover with Mr. O'Reilly.

Judge Chin said, "The president and the vice president are also on the cover. Is someone going to consider that they are affiliated with Fox?"

The courtroom broke into laughter again.

Ms. Hanswirth replied, "It's more blurring, your honor."

After more discussion about what was and what was not satire, and about the definition of "parody," Judge Chin decided that Mr. Franken's work was of "artistic value."

"Parody is a form of artistic expression protected by the First Amendment," he said. "The keystone to parody is imitation. In using the mark, Mr. Franken is clearly mocking Fox."

He said Mr. Franken's work was "fair criticism."

Judge Chin said the case was an easy one, and chided Fox for bringing its complaint to court. The judge said, "Of course, it is ironic that a media company that should be fighting for the First Amendment is trying to undermine it."
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Didn't the Republican's used to be the party of privacy and freedom? When they say the Religious Right hijacked the Republican party, I have to agree with them. Republican's say they believe that people can do it themselves, and government should stay out of our lives except in mundane ways, like defense, law enforcement, building roads. But nowadays, they have no problem and believe it is their duty to peer into our bedrooms and wag a scolding finger at us because we're having too much fun. they say they believe in freedom of speech and religion, just so long as it agrees with THEIR speech and religion! (Liberals hold this idea also, maybe more so than Republican's) I've always believed the Libertarians were basically what they wished the Republican's could be. I say I'm a Republican, but what I really mean is, I'm a REPUBLICAN, the old style Republican, who believes in less government, in ALL areas.
 
"and that's...ok"

Isn't this the guy who "saved his family" in that gawd-awful movie?

Why is it that Amreecans wholeheartedly believe their celebrities?
What are his qualifications besides SNL and one bad movie?

I'm not doubting his intelligence, yo, for I have heard his commentaries many a time, but personally, I liked A. Whitney Brown's diatribe over the guy who always claims "and doggone it, people like me."

Maybe he's banking on that last line to sell his books, no?

Just some thoughts.

Cheers.😀
 
Re: "and that's...ok"

Moses25 said:
Isn't this the guy who "saved his family" in that gawd-awful movie?

Why is it that Amreecans wholeheartedly believe their celebrities?
What are his qualifications besides SNL and one bad movie?


😱 Lest we not forget his "how did the "Academy" miss this guys' performance" as the monkey/ape co-trainer with the Davis part of the comedy team Frankin and Davis in the movie "Trading Places".
That alone qualifies him for a government official let alone a "Writter".🙄 😉 😛 😀 :wow:

TTD😎
 
Yeah, right. 🙄 Don't forget another performer with political opinions who performed with a chimp.

Ronald Reagan.
 
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