ticklingnemesis's joke reminded me of one i hear a few years back... let me try to remember it as best i can....
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit are walking through the woods when suddenly they hear a strange, far off voice in the distance.
"Help me, Help, i can't seem to get out of here!"
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit look at eachother rather puzzled and begin searching and soon find a small green frog trapped in a sinkhole under some brush.
"I seem to have fallen in here, but i'm much too small to get out." The frog pleads. With an uncharacteristically cooperative effort (as Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit really don't care for eachother's company most days.. they just happen to go the same way to the meadow each day) the two pull the frog from the hole.
"Wow, guys, thank you so much for getting me out of there. It so happens that i'm a magically frog and i can grant three wishes.. seeing as how you both helped to get me out, i'll give you three a piece."
Without missing a beat, Mr. Bear speaks up.
"I'm bigger and smarter, i go first."
Mr. Rabbit just smiles a little
"I wish... every other bear in the woods was a female and couldn't resist me."
The frog winked and said "Alright, your wish is granted." He then waited for Mr. Rabbit's first wish.
"I wish..." Mr. Rabbit started, deep in thought... "for a good, sturdy motorcycle helmet." The frog winks "Alright your wish is granted." Mr. Rabbit surveys the helmet then puts it on.
"A motorcycle helmet? You are retarded, aren't you." Mr. Bear guffawed. The rabbit just smiles a little.
Mr. Bear continues "For my second wish, i wish aaaaallll the bears in all the world were female and couldn't resist me." The frog winks and said "Your wish is granted."
Mr. Rabbit, knowing exactly what he wanted said. "I wish i had the biggest, fastest most awesome motorcycle ever!" The frog winks and said "Your wish is granted."
Mr. Bear, not believing what he is hearing, can't stop laughing.
"Now THAT'S the dumbest wish i've ever heard." Mr Rabbit just smiles, sitting on the seat of the motorcycle.
"My last wish is a good one. I wish allll the bears in all the universe were female and couldn't resist me." the frog winks and said "Your wish is granted"
Expectantly the frog and Mr. Bear look at Mr. Rabbit.
Mr. Rabbit revs the engine and tears away, calling over his shoulder
"I wish Mr. Bear was gay."
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit are walking through the woods when suddenly they hear a strange, far off voice in the distance.
"Help me, Help, i can't seem to get out of here!"
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit look at eachother rather puzzled and begin searching and soon find a small green frog trapped in a sinkhole under some brush.
"I seem to have fallen in here, but i'm much too small to get out." The frog pleads. With an uncharacteristically cooperative effort (as Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit really don't care for eachother's company most days.. they just happen to go the same way to the meadow each day) the two pull the frog from the hole.
"Wow, guys, thank you so much for getting me out of there. It so happens that i'm a magically frog and i can grant three wishes.. seeing as how you both helped to get me out, i'll give you three a piece."
Without missing a beat, Mr. Bear speaks up.
"I'm bigger and smarter, i go first."
Mr. Rabbit just smiles a little
"I wish... every other bear in the woods was a female and couldn't resist me."
The frog winked and said "Alright, your wish is granted." He then waited for Mr. Rabbit's first wish.
"I wish..." Mr. Rabbit started, deep in thought... "for a good, sturdy motorcycle helmet." The frog winks "Alright your wish is granted." Mr. Rabbit surveys the helmet then puts it on.
"A motorcycle helmet? You are retarded, aren't you." Mr. Bear guffawed. The rabbit just smiles a little.
Mr. Bear continues "For my second wish, i wish aaaaallll the bears in all the world were female and couldn't resist me." The frog winks and said "Your wish is granted."
Mr. Rabbit, knowing exactly what he wanted said. "I wish i had the biggest, fastest most awesome motorcycle ever!" The frog winks and said "Your wish is granted."
Mr. Bear, not believing what he is hearing, can't stop laughing.
"Now THAT'S the dumbest wish i've ever heard." Mr Rabbit just smiles, sitting on the seat of the motorcycle.
"My last wish is a good one. I wish allll the bears in all the universe were female and couldn't resist me." the frog winks and said "Your wish is granted"
Expectantly the frog and Mr. Bear look at Mr. Rabbit.
Mr. Rabbit revs the engine and tears away, calling over his shoulder
"I wish Mr. Bear was gay."
