bellystrokes
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A teacher was trying to teach good manners. The teacher asks the students:
"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite!!! What about you Scottie, how would you say it?"
Scotty replied, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
The teacher replied, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say
the word bathroom at the table". And you Johnny, . . are you
able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good
manners?"
Johnny replied, "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment.
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll
get to meet after supper."
The teacher fainted.
"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite!!! What about you Scottie, how would you say it?"
Scotty replied, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
The teacher replied, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say
the word bathroom at the table". And you Johnny, . . are you
able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good
manners?"
Johnny replied, "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment.
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll
get to meet after supper."
The teacher fainted.
i see no problem with what Little Johnny said. it was very good manners. 
LOL! 
