The Alien Conspiracy Thread

[kurchatovium]

I love a good conspiracy and I love extraterrestrials. So I thought why not combine them.

Here is food for thought: What if were weren't the earthlings but rather the extraterrestrials and the crash at Area 51 was not aliens but the last of the real Earthlings. The world goverments are trying to keep the general population from figuring this out because they know it would cause massive riots. Of course the reason we came here was for the ample water and of course the orange marmalade.😀

So what are your Alien Conspiracies?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

He has discovered our secret, Mr. Tenet! ( CIA Director or something) We must execute him quickly before he spreads the word!

 

[Limeoutsider]

orange marlamade









need I say more?

 

[Dave2112]

In truth, I've been sent as a Jedi ambassador to Earth, which lies outside of Ryloth, deep into Wild Space. You have no idea how close you came to being discovered by the Empire during the dark times. The Republic is waiting for you to reach certain levels of technological and social advancement before absorbing you into its fold.

Did I say absorbing? I meant inviting. Yeah, that's it. Inviting.

😎

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

 

[ShiningIce]

And so my plan unfolds.........

 

[4Pawz]

Gah!!!!!!! Oh no, they have figured us out! Run for you lives!! *runs out the door screaming*

Pawz

 

[wishiswish]

you're all wrong!

It's the beavers! Just look at them! I KNOW THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING!!!

All this wood-nagging and bulding of dams. Tey're planning something, something EVIL (*nervous look over shoulder)!

OH NOOOO! THE DOOR'S CRASHING! LISTEN! YOU MUS... AAAAARRRRGH...NOOOOOO

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Hmm...theres a conspiracy or rather a belief among some circles that the lost people of Atlantis were aliens, and they were here first, long before we ever were, and the reason they keep returning to this planet is because they want it back. Thats assuming they are hostile. Otherwise, a co-existance would be in order, because humans are stubborn, and would rather die thinking they're proving something then to get up and leave. Not that we can, mind you. So the aliens shouldn't get their galactic panties in a bind.

But seriously though, suposedly E.B.Es are the lost people of Atlantis, or they had something to do with the evolution of humanity in that region. History suggests, whether its false or not, that the people of Atlantis were many many MANY years ahead of their time, and knew of things humans should not have known about at that point in human history. Supposedly, the aliens warned of a catastrophy that would strike Atlantis, but the people didn't believe it. Supposedly there are fork lines under the continent, and thats why it happened. In any event, the aliens supposedly gave the people of Atlantis a time machine, and they escaped into the past.

Theres another one where supposedly our government and world leaders have secretly made a pact with the aliens where they will hold of an invasion in return for cooperation with creating alien-human hybrids. The government used the deal to stall the invasion to create some kind of weopon to fight them.

Hmm...another one is that Russia has the very first alien-human hybrid somewhere in their country, and its doing well. America also still has one of the original aliens for the Roswell crash alive, and its telling them everything it knows about genetics and technology (whether this is willingly or by force.) Supposedly the U.S government is using this information to build advanced aircraft and war munitions, and that the ultimate aim of the government is to use them to control the world or to defend against an actual alien invasion.

Theres lots more, I'm sure. But these are the most popular ones I've heard.


- Damien

 

[Terra_Ascension]

We are definitely being OBSERVED by beings from other worlds...you can be sure of that...our planet is like the center focus of all the galaxy right now! The vast majority of our "star-brothers" are extremely peaceful beings and many have obtained "Christ Conciousness". I wouldn't be surprised if we have some form of contact with them in the near future!

TA

 

[Hitman]

Has anybody ever heard Richard C. Hogland on the Art Bell show. He has some interesting therois about the Human/Mars connection.

 

[Limeoutsider]

Theres another one where supposedly our government and world leaders have secretly made a pact with the aliens where they will hold of an invasion in return for cooperation with creating alien-human hybrids. The government used the deal to stall the invasion to create some kind of weopon to fight them.


- Damien

Sounds like the X-Files and the Syndicate.

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

@ Terra_Ascention- Well, ancient history speaks of such contact with aliens. So if this is true, they've always been "observing" us, and in some cases doing more that that.


@ Hitman- I've heard OF him, but unfortunitely I haven't heard any of his theories. Care to share?


@ Limeoutsider- Well, thats where I heard it from. But there is probably some real talks of such a would-be conspiracy. The whole alien-human hybrid thing isn't new at all. And using alien technology or possibly their own genetics against them isn't new either. Even though its far-fetched, this seems to me to be one of the more realistic of the known conspiracies. The human race would be frantic and desperate for any means of survival in such a situation. The X-Files however used this conspiracy idea to foward the plot of the show and figure K.G.B Spencer/Cigarette Smoking Man/Cancer Man more into the plot, as well as Mulder's father. I haven't watched the X-Files in over 2 years now. When Cancer Man died, that did it for me, and I didn't want to watch it anymore.


- Damien

 

[AffectionateDan]

A couple of doozies...

Theory #1)

The government DOES, if fact, know about the aliens. But they're actually a race of giant spiders, and we all know how people would react to that, so they keep it a secret so we don't freak out. LoL

Theory #2)

They're not aliens at all, but time travellers back from the future, trying to warn us about the immenent doom we're facing, but it's a threat to the Powers That Be, so they're hunted down with captured technology. Ooooooooooooooooo 🙄 😛

 

[BigJim]

I would just like to say thanks, because reading this thread has made me feel a whole load more normal. 😀

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Yeah. Talk of such things tend to have a negative stigma attached to them.


- Damien

 

[AffectionateDan]

LMFAO!

I would just like to say thanks, because reading this thread has made me feel a whole load more normal. 😀

Ha! Good one, Jimbo

 

[kurchatovium]

Always glad to help out a friend BigJim.😀

 

[BigJim]

Yeah, but if you guys knew WHY it made me feel normal........... you would'nt be chuckling. You'd be sprinting. 😛