The Amazing Discoveries Thread

[kurchatovium]

Just like the old infotainment program of the same name that showed amazing products that were available for sale. You can now list your own amazing products right here in this amazing thread and tell us what amazing things it does. Isn't that amazing? (This thread is a copyright of Kurchatovium Thread Technologies.)

Let me start you off:

Its the new Solar powered flashlight. Tired of looking for batteries? Replacing batteries? Well thats no longer a problem with the new Solar Powered Flashlight by Phelgm*. Just go outside and your flashlight will work no batteries required ever. How much would you expect to pay for a product like this $100,000, $1000, even $100. Well if you act now you only have to make eight easy installments of $10 each to get this amazing product. If you call in the next 10 minutes you will get the solar powered butt plug at no extra charge. Thats a 50 dollar value absolutely free. Act now.

*Solar powered flashlight requires bright sunlight.

 

[maverick83]

Okay. I'm in. How about dehydrated water?

 

[Texas_Tickle]

Just like the old infotainment program of the same name that showed amazing products that were available for sale. You can now list your own amazing products right here in this amazing thread and tell us what amazing things it does. Isn't that amazing? (This thread is a copyright of Kurchatovium Thread Technologies.)

Let me start you off:

Its the new Solar powered flashlight. Tired of looking for batteries? Replacing batteries? Well thats no longer a problem with the new Solar Powered Flashlight by Phelgm*. Just go outside and your flashlight will work no batteries required ever. How much would you expect to pay for a product like this $100,000, $1000, even $100. Well if you act now you only have to make eight easy installments of $10 each to get this amazing product. If you call in the next 10 minutes you will get the solar powered butt plug at no extra charge. Thats a 50 dollar value absolutely free. Act now.

*Solar powered flashlight requires bright sunlight.

LOL! That'll be something that Peg Bundy will be ordering (with Al's money, of course".

 

[amk714]

Kurch, I'll buy the solar-powered flashlight if you let me sell you the Brooklyn Bridge. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Another amazing offer. Its the new fabulous Nuclear Powered Colonic Irrigator. You say your colon isn't as sparkly clean as you would like it. Can't get it cleaned to your satisfaction by conventional means. Well the new Nuclear Powered Colonic Irrigator by Phelgm* will solve that problem. A super powered high stream of water propelled by the Irrigator's patented neutron drive will solve that problem. Purchase in the next 15 minutes and it will only cost $299.95 and we will throw in the Plutonium Corn Popper absolutely free. Thats a $85 value for no extra charge. Don't miss out on this amazing offer.

* Graphite control rods sold separately

 

[Texas_Tickle]

Another amazing offer. Its the new fabulous Nuclear Powered Colonic Irrigator. You say your colon isn't as sparkly clean as you would like it. Can't get it cleaned to your satisfaction by conventional means. Well the new Nuclear Powered Colonic Irrigator by Phelgm* will solve that problem. A super powered high stream of water propelled by the Irrigator's patented neutron drive will solve that problem. Purchase in the next 15 minutes and it will only cost $299.95 and we will throw in the Plutonium Corn Popper absolutely free. Thats a $85 value for no extra charge. Don't miss out on this amazing offer.

* Graphite control rods sold separately

I'll take 10!

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes still another amazing offer by Phelgm. Worried about armageddon? Worried about nuclear attacks? You want a fallout shelter but just can't afford the conventional expensive lead and concrete ones that everyone else has. Well worry no more its the new Corragated Cardboard Fallout Shelter by Phelgm*. Here is the really amazing part it costs only $35. Thats right a fallout shelter that holds five people for only $35. Purchase right now and we will throw in Nuke-Away the guaranteed radiation sickness cure thats 100% natural. That is a $25 value for free. Please don't miss out on this amazing offer.

*Corragated Cardboard Fallout Shelter does not stop beta particles or gamma rays.

 

[Texas_Tickle]

Yes still another amazing offer by Phelgm. Worried about armageddon? Worried about nuclear attacks? You want a fallout shelter but just can't afford the conventional expensive lead and concrete ones that everyone else has. Well worry no more its the new Corragated Cardboard Fallout Shelter by Phelgm*. Here is the really amazing part it costs only $35. Thats right a fallout shelter that holds five people for only $35. Purchase right now and we will throw in Nuke-Away the guaranteed radiation sickness cure thats 100% natural. That is a $25 value for free. Please don't miss out on this amazing offer.

*Corragated Cardboard Fallout Shelter does not stop beta particles or gamma rays.

Don't forget the gas-masks and water purifiers! Also don't forget the bio-hazard and radiation suits.

 

[kurchatovium]

Another amazing offer from Phelgm. Want your kids to be up on all the new biotech stuff but they just don't seem to understand it. Well now that is no longer a problem with Phelgm's "Hooked On Cloning" kit*. You get the Little Johnny Cloning Lab, the Zygote Acclerator, The DNA Duplicator, and a complete Embryonic Incubation Chamber. All for only $1035. Act now and we will throw the DNA from 100 celebrities for absolutely no charge. Call now.

*Phelgm not liable for hideous genetic aberrations.

 

[kurchatovium]

Another fabulous product by Phelgm. It the new Happy Time Medication Belt*. Keep losing your medication because your just a little too happy. Well worry no more the Happy Time Medication Belt is here to help. Now all your medications can be carried with you all the time for the low, low price of only $44.95 If you act now we will include the Programmable Happy Time Medication Injector so you will never forget to take your medication. Let Happy Time remember it for you. This a $35 value absolutely free. Call now and get Happy.

*Happy Time Medication Belt does not include medication.