T-Sci
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This one fought me tooth and nail from the start. Perspective stuff always throws me a bit but I could not get a handle on this one to save my life. I could NOT draw a razor-straight line anywhere, and I realized when I was done that the tool cabinet was at an odd angle, Jezebel has freakishly long toes (not that thats a bad thing necessarily...) and Billy Ray must be about 9 1/2 feet tall. Still, the basic idea I was going for is there and I couldn't bring myself to trash it. And I can sympathize with Billy Ray's plight, I dont think Id be getting too much work done on that car either with Jezebel around.......
sing it with me folks! (bluegrass tempo, key of "A")
Well, Billy Ray had an old Mustang, and boy was it real neat!
But he never got it runnin' right, cause he's obsessed with feet....
With that big old 4-2-8 of his, he should'a ruled the street....
he shoud have been the king of cars, he should'a been elite...
He was better with a feather than a torque wrench or a jack....
He loved to tickle feet just like a junkie loves his crack....
He'd tickle his sweet Jezebel, 'till she screamed through the night....
The neighbors talked amongst themselves, and said "that boy ain't right!"
(Banjo Solo)
His car was cherry as could be, but still he'd never win.....
he even lost a race to a rusty AMC gremelin.....
So all you folks in fetish-land, y'all heed what I say......
Spend some time on other things, don't be like Billy Ray!
sing it with me folks! (bluegrass tempo, key of "A")
Well, Billy Ray had an old Mustang, and boy was it real neat!
But he never got it runnin' right, cause he's obsessed with feet....
With that big old 4-2-8 of his, he should'a ruled the street....
he shoud have been the king of cars, he should'a been elite...
He was better with a feather than a torque wrench or a jack....
He loved to tickle feet just like a junkie loves his crack....
He'd tickle his sweet Jezebel, 'till she screamed through the night....
The neighbors talked amongst themselves, and said "that boy ain't right!"
(Banjo Solo)
His car was cherry as could be, but still he'd never win.....
he even lost a race to a rusty AMC gremelin.....
So all you folks in fetish-land, y'all heed what I say......
Spend some time on other things, don't be like Billy Ray!
