An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The
doctor asks him how he's feeling.
The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old
bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?
The doctor considers his question for a minute and says, "I have
a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One
day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally
picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the
creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water.
He raised his umbrella and went; "Bang, bang" and the beaver fell
over dead. What do you think of that? "
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver.
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
doctor asks him how he's feeling.
The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old
bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?
The doctor considers his question for a minute and says, "I have
a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One
day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally
picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the
creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water.
He raised his umbrella and went; "Bang, bang" and the beaver fell
over dead. What do you think of that? "
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver.
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
