The Burning Question Of The Day Thread

[Bugman]

Feel free to ask your burning question of the day here,and all are free to offer an answer.

My burning question of the day is,when a pro golfer retires,does he/she go out and get a job?

 

[isabeau]

when i'm in a fuck all pissy mood....am i still expected to be super nice???????

 

[Bugman]

Awww,i'm sorry to hear that luv.I cant believe you dug up this old thread.I had forgotten all about it.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

My burning question of the day is: who was the first person to look at a chicken and say 'I'm gonna eat what comes out of its butt.' LOL!

 

[milagros317]

As is often the case during the baseball season, my burning question of the day is, will the Dodgers win tonight? 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

My burning question is: How did fish acquire the taste for worms? 😕

 

[huskys]

Which did come first...... The chicken or the egg!!!!!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? 😕

 

[Bugman]

Why do we drive on a parkway,but park on a driveway.

 

[milagros317]

For today my question is: Why is it so cold in April? 🙁

 

[Bugman]

For today my question is: Why is it so cold in April? 🙁

We have a weather thread for this Mil's,shame shame.😉

 

[Mistress Aura]

Two-parter:

How long does it generally take for jet lag (6 hour ahead difference) to wear off?? How can you hurry it up?

Mistress Aura

 

[Michael514]

With all the problems in the world, the biggie is which is better. The Whopper or the Big Mac? 😕

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8? 😕

 

[milagros317]

Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8? 😕

So that you will buy 4 pacakages of hot dogs and 5 packages of buns all at once. 😛

My burning question of the day: Will the Dodgers beat the hated jints tonight?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

So that you will buy 4 pacakages of hot dogs and 5 packages of buns all at once. 😛

Well, thank you for clearing that up. Stupid math. 😛


Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?

 

[Bugman]

When you put twelve pairs of socks in the dryer,why do you always come up one sock short.

 

[milagros317]

Why is traffic light when and only when you have plenty of time and are not in a hurry?

 

[spareme]

When you put twelve pairs of socks in the dryer,why do you always come up one sock short.

The mythical Bermuda Triangle is actually alive and well in your dryer. The socks go in happy couples and come out swinging singles 😉

 

[goddess_nemesis]

In libraries, do they put the Bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

 

[Bugman]

Why do brain cells die,but fat cells seem to live forever.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? What if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

 

[Michael514]

Why does the rules state at a swimming pool:

NO DIVING

NO JUMPING

NO SPLASHING

NO RUNNING

NO EATING OR DRINKING

NO ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES

NO PETS

NO HORSEPLAY OR FIGHTING

BUT HAVE A GREAT TIME

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

 

[Bugman]

When you're a kid and ask somebody how to spell a word,why do they tell you to look it up in the dictionary?