The Catacombs adventure thread

[ticklekid1]

Okay, now, I have been a participant in the Godmodding thread, and I have gotten an idea from that...

This is the catacombs adventure thread, as stated above. In it you all or whomever contributes will be traveling in the catacombs of HarlonvilleThe catacombs span nine hundred miles, in width and depth. There will be more information in this as you go along. it is a mystery.

 

[Hungarian21]

I want to know! *starts crying like some little kid* I WANNA KNOOOWW!!!! XD
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k, I'm calm. :happy:

 

[ticklekid1]

Welcome to the catacombs, I am Valmont, youtr guide. Please step inside.

In this superstructure, are enough bodies to build twenty major world cities out of. But with all of the majesty of the towering structures of arm bones and skulls, there is also great mystery. Within these walls is a secret from long ago. Not recorded in history for it was too great and disastrous. To this day, there is no knowledge of this event, but it seems that it must be kept secret, for if something does happen, and the secret is discovered, all hell would break loose.

 

[Hungarian21]

hell...I like the sound of that! :happy:

So, are these cities already built, or do we build them? :question:

 

[ticklekid1]

The cities are already built and I shall take you to see them now.
gets in a car and begins riding off. Turns a corner and zooms into catacombs.
"Around here, we have the city of Garamond. This is the city of churches.

 

[Hungarian21]

*looks out window* You dont mind drool in here, do you? 😛

Churches....being nonreligious, I'll pass.:happy:

 

[Ignatz]

The churches range in size from humble chapels to soaring asymmetrical cathedrals. The newer ones are often smaller than the ancient edifices. The oldest is a Gothic leap toward heaven which was built over an earlier church that had in turn been constructed on the site of a primitive stone altar. The one most frequented these days is merely a 10 by 12 prayer mat fashioned entirely of finger bones scavenged from last year's cave-in of the north wing of the catacomb.

(Am I doing it right, Ribber?)

 

[Hungarian21]

The churches range in size from humble chapels to soaring asymmetrical cathedrals. The newer ones are often smaller than the ancient edifices. The oldest is a Gothic leap toward heaven which was built over an earlier church that had in turn been constructed on the site of a primitive stone altar. The one most frequented these days is merely a 10 by 12 prayer mat fashioned entirely of finger bones scavenged from last year's cave-in of the north wing of the catacomb.

:weird: :wooha: ...................what? :happy:

 

[ticklekid1]

"Quite right my dear Ignatz, these are very ancient structures, and the highest is a great ancient leap. Used as a way for the workers who were often found dead within the catacombs to have a stairway to heaven if you will. They are all buried under the church, and before we see the ancient crypt, we must remember, do not recite the latin phrases inscribed on the old bone door." Turns right and stops at a tram with seven seats. "Now let us go."

Thirty minutes of bopring tourit information later....
"We are now in the arm of the catacombic structure which we shall spend a night in. This is one of the cathedrals in the catacombs, though not the one previously mentioned. My assistant Candie," very good looking girl in jeans walks out of church and waves. "and I will be assisting you. Now, if we all will enter the church, you will be given the tour by Candie." group walks into the cathedral.

 

[Timewarp]

"I wonder what would happen if I kicked this rock?"
(Timewarp kicks the rock.)
"Boring."

 

[Ignatz]

Candie leads the group into the anteroom of the cathedral and tells them it was built 675 years ago by a remorse-haunted bank robber who took refuge in the catacombs and eventually used up his ill-gotten gold to benefit his brethren and sistern below. "Unfortunately, the architect he employed to design the cathedral was an escaped lunatic and so, although the structure is sound, the layout is eccentric and mysterious."
As she leads them through a triangular arch into the main sanctuary, they startle a dirty, unkempt, long-haired cat which was asleep in a pew and it races between Candie's legs and out the door. One of the tourists remarks, "Someone needs to get that cat a comb."

 

[Goodieluver]

are my options north, south or dennis?

 

[Hungarian21]

k, now i'm lost....where are we? :question:

 

[ticklekid1]

Alright, now, first, there is no direction goodieluver, please stick with the story.

 

[ticklekid1]

"Now, hey! Magnit! i wondered where you were!" picks up cat. "Okay, now this is the anteroom of the cathedral, the robber was one richard thurd.He had a peculiar thing for beautiful women. In life he was called a lunatic because he would kidnap women and chain them down here. He would then proceed ti tickle them to death. There was a saying around that time, "beware of richard the third my girls, once you see him, you never come back." Of course, one did come back, and that was his last victim. that was in the year 2033. Amazingly no one knew this was around back then. Among the many dead, they found the daughter of the french president Yavon Helene, hanging upside down from a stalactite. Dressed in her trademark abacrombie and fitch belly shirt, and blue hip hugger jeans. Her nike sneakers were ripped apart, her navel still had some honey in it. Her armpits were so bleeding because of the intense tickling, her mouth was twisted into a horrible smile. and the soles of her white socks, were dripping with blood. The investigators pursued the man who made a run for it, but they lost him. They say he disappeared into thin air, others think he leapt off of the rocks in this catacomb and fell to his death." Walking to candie. "Have ou seen the man my dear?"
"No Paolo. But I have heard the screams of some of the women." But I will never get touched. I have much faith in my medallion." she held up the round gold piece. "It means good luck."
"Well, let us go into the crypt shall we?" openbs a door with skulls covering it. All walk in candie is last. As she closes the door one of the fingers on the rug move.

 

[ticklekid1]

"The catacombs stunk horribly when the investigators first--" Listens to screams. "To the pulpits!" Runs up stairs and into the pulpits room where they see a giant spider roaming the large room.

 

[Hungarian21]

*looks at spider* :wooha: *faints* :snob:

damn, that was a total HDS move...😛

 

[Ignatz]

Sorry, Ribber. I posted out of turn because I thought no one else was going to. I have deleted mine to preserve the continuity. (I'll behave myself from now on.)

 

[ticklekid1]

No worries, but do you still have that part? it was totally what I needed.

 

[ticklekid1]

Destroys a priceles vase and runs toward the spider who turns around and reveals it has the upper body of a man.
"Holy....Mother of God." I say. The spider hisses and picks up a pillar. and hurkls it toward the exit. It bounces and smashes to pieces. I see candie hanging in the air like jesus on the cross. The webbing binding her ankles, and wrists.

"Hellllp!" She screams as she pulls at her restraints.
Candie!" I run to save her. I am blocked by a monstorus leg. I turn to see a creature made of eight human legs and an upper bodr. he head is that of a bull.

 

[Ignatz]

It's the dreaded Black Weirdo Spider, the only primo-bovine arachnid known to science. One bite can transmit Mad Cow Disease and the eight legs will stomp a mudhole in your ass and then walk it dry. The only way to kill it is to leave it the hell alone until it dies of old age. "Run!" Valmont tells the tourists. "What about Candie?" they reply. "Screw her...she's only a temp," he calls back over his shoulder. But one of the tourists....

 

[ticklekid1]

"Oh pooh." The creature smacks me across the room and I land in the rubble. I look up to see the creature crawl up to candie. strokes her navel with one finger.
"Yahahaha! Hahahaa!" The medallion glows bright and the creature is blown off of her. It hits the ground and breaks to scattered bones.

 

[ticklekid1]

"Run! Boy!" Valmont cries. He grabs tourist and drags him away.

 

[ticklekid1]

Ignatz, once again you're the man!

 

[Ignatz]

The tour group forms a pyramid like cheerleaders and I climb to the top to free Candie. I have nothing with which to cut the web so I'm forced to chew through it. It makes my teeth tingle and leaves an indescribable aftertaste, but I ignore it for now. Cradling Candie in my arms, I leap and the tourists execute a flawless basket catch. Feeling dizzy, I look around and see that all members of the party, including Candie, are now triplets.