The Confession Thread

[Excess]

Alright, I thought of this because I was just watching tv and saw a commercial, and I don't like it for a particular reason. Some of you might ask what the hell is wrong with me, but whatever. But anyway, that's the backstory.

The main plot is that this is a thread for your confessions. To confess things that might be a bit embarrassing, or maybe something you feel a bit guilty of, or maybe something just plain odd. Now obviously you should be prepared for the results before confessing, so you don't regret it (too much XD ) later.

And while comments are allowed, let's keep this fairly lighthearted. If anyone is caught not doing so, you must...put "Excess is awesome and funny and has cool hair and I am a tool." in your sig for 1 week, 2 if it's really bad. And you don't want that. So yeah!

Now, for mine...I do not care for Queen's "We will rock you". I dunno why, I just find it annoying. I know Queen is a good band but eh. I heard it on a commercial being sung by some people and just turned the sound on mute. Maybe I'm just afraid I'll wake up one night with someone rocking me. :laughing:

 

[Brat the Cat]

lol. well my confession is much more dangerous and damaging to my reputation as the hottest lesbo on the block b/c I used to be a guy...yep, I'm a Post-op Transgendered Lesbian...now you know why I showcase my "man" traits with reckless abandon...before I signed on to TT, I had my name and gender changed on my birth certificate so technically my account isn't fraudulent..I am a woman, just surgically made...

 

[Violetta]

That actually explains a whole helluva lot. And I'm not entirely surprised by it, either.

 

[Brat the Cat]

That actually explains a whole helluva lot. And I'm not entirely surprised by it, either.

you aren't?...then you must be a genious b/c it doesn't seem like anyone else got it...

 

[Violetta]

you aren't?...then you must be a genious b/c it doesn't seem like anyone else got it...

Let's just say I've known a couple in my day. 😉 There's a lot of behavior patterns that I recognize.

 

[Brat the Cat]

Let's just say I've known a couple in my day. 😉 There's a lot of behavior patterns that I recognize.

such as my in-frequent exchange of gas in the chat room? the way I type?

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I have to get this off my chest: I confess to having little interest in tickling unless it involves some form of bondage or similarly helpless situation for the ticklee.

I know many have totally different(and probably much more healthy) ways of thinking about tickling, but there it is: if they're not bound or held fest, I ain't that intrigued. :snob:

 

[Brat the Cat]

I have to get this off my chest: I confess to having little interest in tickling unless it involves some form of bondage or similarly helpless situation for the ticklee.

I know many have totally different(and probably much more healthy) ways of thinking about tickling, but there it is: if they're not bound or held fest, I ain't that intrigued. :snob:

I basically don't care either way....tied or not..if you're ticklishness meets or exceeds my expectations...I'm gonna tickle you

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I have to confess: LittleBigHead's banner-art (for the particular T.T. site-skin I am utilizing currently) kicks insane amounts of ass!

It wasn't easy getting that off my chest, but I feel better for it, nonetheless.

 

[juggernaut]

I admit I don't hate the song "We Built This City".

I also admit that last year I signed on to another forum and posed as a female to prove a point to all the super insightful males who swore it was sooooo easy to spot a faker. No one, male or female, thought at all about it. It's nothing I'd promote, but these guys were pretty pompous and deserved it. I let them PM me all kind of sexy shit and then posted a pic of half my junk hanging out with their 3 screen names written on my stomach. Cracked myself up.

 

[Excess]

lol. well my confession is much more dangerous and damaging to my reputation as the hottest lesbo on the block b/c I used to be a guy...yep, I'm a Post-op Transgendered Lesbian...now you know why I showcase my "man" traits with reckless abandon...before I signed on to TT, I had my name and gender changed on my birth certificate so technically my account isn't fraudulent..I am a woman, just surgically made...

Really? That does explain a few things. I had thought there was a certain something about you, but I just thought it was you having a dozen accounts. And just for the record, I don't think anything less of you for it. In fact, I think more of you for it actually.

 

[Ninjaboo]

Maybe I'm just afraid I'll wake up one night with someone rocking me. :laughing:

I'll rock you, Exie. ;P

Ok! I'm gonna confess something here...

*thinks... thinks hard- deep breath*

I confess that I have an almost uncontrolable need to masturbate on every piece of new furniture I get.

I also confess that I lose interest in tickling quickly after orgasm.

I also confess that I want to beat (up) most male lers in masks in the tickle clips I watch... Masks totally turns me off.

I confess that I masturbated in the shower at the gym once.

I confess to thinking that Ex is super cool.

That... last one was hard to get out. *giggle* Love you Exie-pooh.

 

[JackVanderson]

I'd like to confess something......................


*starts fog machine*

I am the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas past from the future

 

[Ninjaboo]

I'd like to confess something......................


*starts fog machine*

I am the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas past from the future

But not the Ghost of Christmas Present?! Awww... he's my favorite.

 

[JackVanderson]

But not the Ghost of Christmas Present?! Awww... he's my favorite.

Well there's a problem with the ghost of Christmas prestent.... for you see...


*starts fog machine again*

Thousands of years ago before the dawn of man, there existed a race of geneticaly enginered, super apes. And so the apes waged war with the defensless trees. Thus began the war.............of 1851. And it was with the new nanotechnology that they elven warriors opened a portal to the future and let loose........Santa Claus. And there was much deffication!

*drinks some water*

Where is the time rift?

*Hopes people get my Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference lol*

 

[melanie2]

in my freshman year at college i didn't know what a penis looked like..not really..and being a music major we were a pretty close knit group..and at Christmas time we had the annual party in the locker room..complete with a turkey and exchange of gifts...the boyfriend i was dating at that time was considered a major stud..however he never tried anything with me..all the guys there had made this big papier mache (sp?) of a huge penis complete with a set of balls..i laughed along with everyone else but hadn't a clue as to what it was...ah me..

 

[maniactickler38]

Isabeau, i will show you what a penis looks like. :ayyy:

 

[melanie2]

Isabeau, i will show you what a penis looks like. :ayyy:

please i just ate...😛

 

[TKLVR181]

*smirks*

I confess....I'm an acaromaniac. And I'm not sure what to think about it...

~K

 

[the_jimmy_james]

<old man>I confess that I rarely know what you kids are talking about!</old man>

 

[maniactickler38]

please i just ate...😛

But dont you want to see perfection? :ggrin:

 

[Brat the Cat]

But dont you want to see perfection? :ggrin:

I had that perfection..til I got it hacked off and got breast implants :ggrin:

 

[TyrantRaveAB]

I admit I don't hate the song "We Built This City".

I also admit that last year I signed on to another forum and posed as a female to prove a point to all the super insightful males who swore it was sooooo easy to spot a faker. No one, male or female, thought at all about it. It's nothing I'd promote, but these guys were pretty pompous and deserved it. I let them PM me all kind of sexy shit and then posted a pic of half my junk hanging out with their 3 screen names written on my stomach. Cracked myself up.

ROFL! we built this city on rock and roll, i cried when i read that! hilarious!

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

Let's see ... confession ... hmmm....

"We Built This City" is damn good song... along with Wang Chung Everybody Have Fun Tonight in fact I love all that cheesy 80's shit.

And dammit Tron and Dune were good movies. Although I have read Dune and I do understand the crap the movie gets.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

...wait'll y'all cast a glance at THIS List O' Shame, and these are just the ones that come immediately to mind:

1) I have wasted valuable Presidential votes on H. Ross Perot, Bob Dole AND George W. Bush. I might as well have voted for say, The Hamburglar, John McCain and, well, John McCain again
2) I can't cut my fingernails straight to save my danged life
3) I once got a question in biology class wrong because I thought "stillborn" meant "born anyway"
4) I have shouted out "Bingo!" all proudly and triumphantly during a cover-all game that I could've SWORN had been announced as a four-corner deal
5) I used to be dismayed as a child because I misunderstood the opening lyrics of a classic Christmas carol and could not find "Orientar" on a world atlas to see where those Three Kings came from
6) I once stomped ignorantly barefoot into a large pile of dog poop. With just one foot, as luck would have it, though. It wasn't a really big dog
7) I went to pick up a blind date once and, when she answered the door, I introduced myself and asked what I was awfully sure was a man if "his sister Patrice" was home
8) I was playing a co-ed game of tackle football at college and we were using a Nerf ball. One young woman was running the ball and, in a big pile-up, I reached around from behind and grabbed what I THOUGHT was the ball...
9) I once tried to impress a cute female friend at a gym by trying to dunk a basketball, and ended up straining my most favorite muscle. Rather badly
10) I have oddly-jointed thumbs that completely prevent me from being able to successfully operate a cigarette lighter. Lucky for me I'm not a smoker...or an arsonist
11) Okay, I lied! It's all a gigantic scam! Well, not ALL of it...truth is, I actually made up ONE of these ten factoids...but which one? Take a guess and, if you're right, you'll most likely end up winning nothing

I'm gonna guess that #7 is the fake one? I must confess, I will be embarrassed indeed if I am wrong.

Anyway, awesome list, makemlaugh2003! :super_hap