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The cost of raising a child...

venray

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I have seen repeatedly the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but

this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's a

really great read!



The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to

18 and came up with $160,140!

That doesn't even touch college tuition!



For those with kids, that figure leads to wild fantasies about all the money

we could have banked if not for (insert your child's name here).

For others, that number might confirm the decision to remain childless.



But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down.

It translates into $8,896.66 a year, $741.38 a month, or $171.08 a week.

That's a mere $24.44 a day!

Just over a dollar an hour.



Still, you might think the best financial advice says don't have children if

you want to be "rich". It is just the opposite.



What do your get for your $160,140?





1. Naming rights. First, middle, and last!



2. Glimpses of God every day.



3. Giggles under the covers every night.



4. More love than your heart can hold.



5. Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs.



6. Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies.



7. A hand to hold, usually covered with jam.



8. A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites, building sandcastles,

and skipping down the sidewalk in the pouring rain.



9. Someone to laugh yourself silly with no matter what the boss said or

how your stocks performed that day.



10. For $160,140, you never have to grow up.



11. You get to finger-paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch

lightning bugs, and never stop believing in Santa Claus.



12. You have an excuse to keep: reading The Adventures of Piglet and

Pooh, watching Saturday morning cartoons, going to Disney movies, and

wishing on stars.



13. You get to frame ! rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator

magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas,

handprints set in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward

letters for Father's Day.



14. For $160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck.



15. You get to be a hero just for retrieving a Frisbee off the garage
roof, taking the training wheels off the bike, removing a splinter,
filling the wading pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a
baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream
regardless.



16. You get a front row seat to history; to witness the first step,

first word, first bra, first date, and first time behind the wheel.



17. You get to be immortal.

18. You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're
lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren.
19. You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice,

communications, ! and human sexuality that no college can match.

20. In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there with God.

21. You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters

under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground
them forever, and love them without limits, so one day they will, like you,
love without counting the cost.

ENJOY ALL THE KIDS IN YOUR LIFE
 
That's SO beautiful!

With my "child" now at age 32 I'm looking forward to repeating those types of things with grandchildren someday. I can't wait! (Never believed I EVER say that in my lifetime!) LOL
 
Well.....Kids

Well......I dunno if I will ever have kids......
 
All right, I'm sold. I've got my $160, 140. Where do I purchase one of these -- what did you call them -- "kids"?
 
Yeah...but...

Umm..I think you left out some costs in the teenage years....when the return is at it's lowest point "love" and "respect" wise! Life is funny, but not always "laughing" funny. I wager that the study was done well over a decade ago, and the actual cost now is closer to a quarter million...Q
 
I love this

I have this on my bulletin board!! It's one of those things to look at on days like, well...TODAY!!! Now, I know why they never tell you about 4 year old kids in lamaze class. 😉

Jo.....who's glad kids start out small as she'd never make it if someone handed her one at the $30,426 stage of developement. 😊
 
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