The "curse exchange" thread...

[venray]

Bc has always been one of my favorite comics....

This has been a long time running theme for them...





So with that said....feel free to exchange a curse here......



"May a lonely nearsighted sheepherder mistake you for his "special pet", BooBoo......"

 

[Lord Doctor]

I'll pinch one from Lord Melchid. Wrong time of year, but what the hell!

"And complements of the season to you. May the yultide logs slip from your fire and burn your house down."

 

[Artoo]

"May your stomach become bloated, and your head plucked of all but three hairs..."

😉

 

[venray]

That's no curse...that's middle age....


May the Bluebird of happiness fart in your general direction....

 

[Artoo]

What, you mean middle-age is not a curse? Wonder!

May you forever say "wibble", instead of the word "is".

 

[Lord Doctor]

May the Gods piss up your back all your life.

 

[Artoo]

May midgets forever throw stones through the windows of your mothers bedroom.

 

[Lord Doctor]

May to doomsday asteroid inpact right on your testicals

 

[Artoo]

Ouch!

May the bongos of your life forever be played unrhythmically.

 

[Lord Doctor]

May your sunny mornings be forever cursed to turn into torrential downpour afternoons...

Wait a minute, they already are!

 

[Artoo]

May you develop a west country accent for the rest of your life!

 

[Lord Doctor]

May your eyes turn bright pink and zits form on the end of your nose

 

[Artoo]

I hit you with this ancient curse,
What horror is in store for you.
It turns your health from bad to worse,
You might turn mad and eat your poo!

 

[slacker2114]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your genitals.

 

[Lord Doctor]

May you develope the looks of a fly infested turd

 

[Artoo]

May your hands be unable to scratch your genitals for all eternity!

 

[Lord Doctor]

May all women find you repulsive

 

[kered]

May you be plagued with an illegitimate gypsy daughter.........



Wait, that already happened to Venray!

 

[Artoo]

That's not a curse, that's life!
(in response to women finding me repulsive 😀)

 

[venray]

May your sperm cease producing eggs.....

 

[Artoo]

Nooooo!!!

May Crystallight forever have the mickey taken out of her for that 😉

 

[slacker2114]

May the eggs of your sperm hatch into flesh-eating chickens.

 

[kered]

May the eggs of your sperm explode in your testicles!

 

[venray]

May everyone show up at nest dressed as Gypsies to embarass Crystal to pieces....

 

[CrystalLight]

MAY ALL OF YOU JACKASSES STAND IN FRONT OF MY CAR SO I CAN RUN YOU OVER REPEATEDLY !!!!!!