The "Dave Should Run for President Because..." Thread

[Dave2112]

After my failed '04 campaign, I need some ideas for my '08 run. So, a mildly schizophrenic, humor-laden, armchair rocket-scientist graffiti existentialist, tomato-luvin' bondage freak should run for president because...

 

[kurchatovium]

...because he wuvs the widdle bunnies.

 

[Mimi]

Because....

....he has a higher IQ than the entire House of Representatives put together.

....he's much nicer to look at than other politicians, like George 'the chimp' Bush or Janet 'the sasquatch' Reno.

....we haven't had a full bondage D/s tickle torture scandal in the oval office yet and it's time things are shook up a bit. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

.....because he has better taste in women than Clinton. 😀 😛

.....because he can spell the word potato correctly 😛

 

[General Zod]

Dave

If you outlaw celery,I will vote for you

 

[goddess_nemesis]

...because he can use his Jedi mind ability to change people's minds to actually get things done.

 

[milagros317]

... we all want a TMF member in the White House. 😀

 

[Bugman]

...we need government subsidiez'ed tickling.

 

[cloudgazer2k]

...because we need to hear the words "I did not have sexual relations with that woman...I tickled the hell out of her!"

 

[tkrexx]

...Because I believe he would ban prosecution of those accused of aggrivated assault with intent as long as the victim is Rush Limbaugh.