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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him
>* out of 10 million bucks.* His bookkeeper is deaf.* That was the reason he
>* got the job in the first place.* It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing
>* that he might have to testify about in court.* When the Godfather goes to
>* confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who
>* knows sign language.* The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the
>* 10 million bucks is that he embezzled from me."* The lawyer, using sign
>* language, asks Enzo where the money is.* Enzo signs back, "I don't know
>* what you’re talking about."* The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he
>* doesn't know what you’re talking about."* The Godfather pulls out a pistol,
>* puts it to Enzo's temple and says, "Ask him again!"* The lawyer signs to
>* Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."* Enzo signs back, "OK. You
>* win!* The money is in a brown trunk, buried behind the shed in my cousin
>* Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge!"* The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What
>* did he say?"* The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull
>* the trigger."
>
>* (Don't you just LOVE lawyers?* Brings tears to your eyes, doesn't it !)
>* out of 10 million bucks.* His bookkeeper is deaf.* That was the reason he
>* got the job in the first place.* It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing
>* that he might have to testify about in court.* When the Godfather goes to
>* confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who
>* knows sign language.* The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the
>* 10 million bucks is that he embezzled from me."* The lawyer, using sign
>* language, asks Enzo where the money is.* Enzo signs back, "I don't know
>* what you’re talking about."* The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he
>* doesn't know what you’re talking about."* The Godfather pulls out a pistol,
>* puts it to Enzo's temple and says, "Ask him again!"* The lawyer signs to
>* Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."* Enzo signs back, "OK. You
>* win!* The money is in a brown trunk, buried behind the shed in my cousin
>* Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge!"* The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What
>* did he say?"* The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull
>* the trigger."
>
>* (Don't you just LOVE lawyers?* Brings tears to your eyes, doesn't it !)
