The Death Psychic!

[Mercury1]

If this has already been done before, please feel free to shut me up. ^^

If not....

WELCOME to the new way to find out how you're gonna die! ^^ Just input your name, age and gender and BAM! It'll tell you how you're gonna die! WHEN is a whole other ball game, however. It doesn't tell you that. But HOW, well, just put in the info and see. ^^

http://thedeathpsychic.com/

For example, with my real name, I will die thusly:

After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.

And with my online name, (Mercury):

You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.

Now y'all try and post what'cha get! ^^

 

[Journia]

A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.
That is just wrong.

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Mine is actually weird:

"After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification."

Why the hell would I swallow mystery capsules? The chances of me being that stupid are next to nil or are nil. And why would a doctor or pharmacist give me foam animals capsules? Not a legimitate one who isn't looking to get sued and/or sent to prison.

If the joke is meant to imply I'd take a friend's word for it when I asked them for some pain relievers, then the joke is flawed, because a friend would not want to kill me.

If the joke is meant to imply a stranger gave me the pain relievers, well, I'm too smart to take anything from a stranger, especially medicine, so this is flawed too.

😕

 

[Journia]

Interesting Vlad, I put in Vladislaus Drakulya and it came out with the exact same thing.
It is programmed to do that with a name or more than one which are similar.

Did you put in your tt name or your real name?

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

I put in my real first name, then my first and my last, and then my full name and was given a different prediction for each one. I also put in my full SN here, then just the first name, then just Vlad, and again, I recieved a different prediction for each one.

I also tested it to see if it was completely random, and it's not, since I put one of the names in twice and got the same result.

EDIT:

I just now tried it again but changed my age from 23 to 24 and got this (much more funnier in my opinion):

"A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body."

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

this is interesting indeed according ot the hollywood brother but the hollywood brother thinks he going to die a little bit at a time so that he can know just how his body and life is going downhill.

 

[Violetta]

It seems my demise will come when...

"Pat Robertson smites you with his bible after he hears you say the word "damn". You die of a concussion."

 

[Excess]

Real name:

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

My screen name:

After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.

And here I always thought I would die by alcohol poisoning. Guess it isn't necessary to come down on it after all! 😛

 

[TKLVR181]

Real name:
While driving too fast in icy conditions, you run a red light, and your car is struck in the intersection by a speeding truck. You are killed instantly.

SN, which is funnier:
You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.

Good thing I don't like sushi!!

And slightly off-topic----Ex dear, if you don't die of alcohol poisoning you've lost me my life savings😛

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Mine were good!

Real name: A gas leak in your home causes a major explosion, killing me in the blast.

and straight out of Final Destination 3, my SN: While on a roller coaster, the ride malfunctions and you fall from the car to your death, several hundred feet below.

 

[Paulie1]

While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

I'm such a fatass.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

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Do We All Have Our Cyber-wills Filled Out Yet? Holy, Dirtnap, Batman, Gt Doesn't Know To Whom To Leave His Lovely Liabilities.

 

[theteam1]

Real name:

While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around).


Screen name:

After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

 

[Cbarton]

Here's mine

Real Name: Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself.

Screen name: While using a chainsaw to help your friend cut down a tree, you slip and sever your leg. You die from rapid blood loss.

What happens if I get depressed while using the chainsaw??? Does my friend get the severed leg????

 

[Timewarp]

All I got was adware and spam from that site. But a painful death none the less.

 

[Journia]

All I got was adware and spam from that site. But a painful death none the less.

Brought to you by timewarp, who has been very strange since 1987 🙂