the "did you ever" thread

[melanie2]

ok in this thread it's just what it says..did you ever do so and so..or think so and so..or wish so and so..i'll start..

Did you ever trip over something in the dark upstairs in the hallway at night, then blame it on your innocent husband, who was downstairs blissfully watching Monday night football?

Did you ever slip on the treadmill?

 

[Violetta]

Did you ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Did you ever attack the Earth defenses in your Romulan Starship, destroying thousands of your mortal enemies in a single fel puff of your red cloud weapon?

 

[kopfhorer1]

Did you ever try putting up lengths of wire in different places to use as an indoor antenna, in an attempt to pull in distant radio stations (DON'T do it if a thunderstorm threatens)?

 

[melanie2]

did you ever accidentally pee in the hottub? :redface:

 

[Abadon XXX1]

Did you ever sneak a few pieces of candy from the large containers you find in supermarkets? >>

 

[tk0]

Did you ever accidentally smack somebody across the face with a long skinny stick during weapons training?

 

[MistressValerie1]

Did you ever try putting up lengths of wire in different places to use as an indoor antenna, in an attempt to pull in distant radio stations (DON'T do it if a thunderstorm threatens)?

Believe it or not, yes :super_hap

 

[melanie2]

Did you ever tell someone during a baby shower that their husband looked cute working outside without his shirt on?

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

lol,no
Did you ever own a monkey?

 

[kopfhorer1]

Did you ever try putting up lengths of wire in different places to use as an indoor antenna, in an attempt to pull in distant radio stations (DON'T do it if a thunderstorm threatens)?

Believe it or not, yes :super_hap

Did you have any success?

Back on-topic, did you ever clean house and find something valuable that you'd long ago given up for hopelessly lost?

 

[phierbrd1]

did you ever receive a coed naked 10 handed (5 people massaging at once) full body massage?

*i did at a tantra class once - it was pure heaven*

 

[Duke Diablo]

Did you ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

He he. Just loved that quote from Batman.


On topic: Did you ever howl at the closed doors of the candy store while mutated, rabid squirrels nibble on your elbows?

 

[kopfhorer1]

did you ever receive a coed naked 10 handed (5 people massaging at once) full body massage?

*i did at a tantra class once - it was pure heaven*

Um, where did you say this class was being offered?:ggrin:

 

[MistressValerie1]

Did you have any success?

None whatsoever; it was a waste of 20 metres of perfectly good bell cord 😀

 

[melanie2]

did you ever flush the toilet when your husband was in the shower? hehe...

it was a total accident...

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

LOL,I love these threads they are hilarious!Anyway no
Did you ever go skydiving naked?

 

[melanie2]

lol QueenBee did you???

did you ever go grocery shopping and leave your back door completely open???? grrrrrrrrrr

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

No,I've never been skydiving but it would be cool to try it,just not naked.That would get you some jail time here.

No,I haven't

Did you ever own a raccoon?

 

[Crushertitan]

hmm, no to the leaving a door open after shopping and no to the pet raccoon, though it gives me the idea for a question.

Did you ever date anyone who kept the bones of old pets in their closet?

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

No but that would be weird.
Did you ever meet somebody with a graveyard in their back yard?

 

[Crushertitan]

It was... the poor girl was a little touched in the head. As for your own, yes, one of my uncles in fact has a graveyard in his backyard. Family plot and all.

Did you ever pop bubble wrap around someone nervous just to tease them?

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

No,I understand all about being nervous and anxiety because I have bad anxiety problems.

Did you ever snort a pixie stick?

 

[Crushertitan]

No... I snorted blue kool-aid once, though. Made for a funny colored nosebleed.

Did you ever get an eardrum puncture?

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

OOOO know my ear infection was bad enough.That would suck,it would be painful and you wouldn't be able to hear at all in that ear.Ouch,I couldn't live with that.

Did you ever get stung by a Irukandji Jellyfish