milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
- Joined
- Jan 12, 2002
- Messages
- 614,980
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We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are examples of each:
GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife, who is holding a broom, and having the Guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, "You're next, Chubby."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.
In an effort to keep you informed, here are examples of each:
GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife, who is holding a broom, and having the Guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, "You're next, Chubby."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.
