Strip three Dixie chicks and place, spread eagle on ground.
Coat, liberally, with honey.
Disperse 1/2 to 1 lb of bird seed to most sensitive areas of each Chick.
Release hungry chickens.
Sit back in lawnchair and enjoy the laughter.
(For the more sadistic palate, substitute bird seed and hungrey chickens with sugar and hungry ants.)
Now that's good eatin'!