BettyBoop2002
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The Drinker's Alphabet
A is for Alcohol, The key to surviving college
B is for Beer, The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging
C is for Class, What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
D is for Dancing, A favourite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
E is for Emergency, The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
F is for Fucked-Up, Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
G is for Games, Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers
H is for Hang-over, Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
I is for Idiot, The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party
J is for Jail, Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
K is for Kissing, What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
L is for Lord, Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
M is for Money, That which you no longer have due to too much partying
N is for Not Again!, What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know.
O is for Ouch!, When you sober up, you ache everywhere, as you were so drunk that you fell down the stairs somewhere, and are only now feeling the pain.
P is for Piss, What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer
Q is for Quilt, What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning
R is for Reform, What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet
S is for Sex, What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk
T is for Ten, The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk U is for Under-Age, Most of the drinking population in college town
V is for Vodka, The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour
W is for Worm, The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow
X is for X-Ray, How they can see into your stomach before they pump it
Y is for Yourself, The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
Z is for Zoned, How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking
😀 Here's mud in your eye~ Cheers!😀
A is for Alcohol, The key to surviving college
B is for Beer, The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging
C is for Class, What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
D is for Dancing, A favourite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
E is for Emergency, The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
F is for Fucked-Up, Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
G is for Games, Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers
H is for Hang-over, Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
I is for Idiot, The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party
J is for Jail, Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
K is for Kissing, What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
L is for Lord, Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
M is for Money, That which you no longer have due to too much partying
N is for Not Again!, What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know.
O is for Ouch!, When you sober up, you ache everywhere, as you were so drunk that you fell down the stairs somewhere, and are only now feeling the pain.
P is for Piss, What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer
Q is for Quilt, What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning
R is for Reform, What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet
S is for Sex, What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk
T is for Ten, The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk U is for Under-Age, Most of the drinking population in college town
V is for Vodka, The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour
W is for Worm, The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow
X is for X-Ray, How they can see into your stomach before they pump it
Y is for Yourself, The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
Z is for Zoned, How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking
😀 Here's mud in your eye~ Cheers!😀
