The escapee........................

[venray]

A man escapes from his prison where he had been kept
for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it
looking for money and a
gun, but he finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up on a
chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her on the
neck, then gets up, and
goes to the bathroom.

While he is in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an
escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably
spent lots of time in prison,
and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck.

If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do
what he tells you, give him
satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous. if he gets
angry, he will kill us. "Be
strong, honey. I love you".


>
>

 

[Moses25]

and?

 

[BettyBoop2002]

A man escapes from his prison where he had been kept
for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it
looking for money and a
gun, but he finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up on a
chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her on the
neck, then gets up, and
goes to the bathroom.

While he is in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an
escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably
spent lots of time in prison,
and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck.

If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do
what he tells you, give him
satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous. if he gets
angry, he will kill us. "Be
strong, honey. I love you".


>
>

Um Ray, I think you forgot the rest of the joke.

 

[amk714]

Funny joke, Ray, but I also think the intended punchline is missing. 😛

 

[venray]

As intended Alex......lol

I was hoping someone would try to make up their own punchline, but since no one did....

If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do
what he tells you, give him
satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous. if he gets
angry, he will kill us. "Be
strong, honey. I love you".

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my
neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
gay and found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the
bathroom. "Be strong, honey. I love you too..."

 

[Moses25]

omg.

Somebody buy this man a tv, or give him a Playstation, or sumpin'.

Ray, this post and the one wherein you want to e-mail friends and call them names...tells me that yer off yer rocker 2nite.

Still, you're quite hot, though...

Cheers.😀

 

[Sunriseticklee]

omg.

Somebody buy this man a tv, or give him a Playstation, or sumpin'.

Ray, this post and the one wherein you want to e-mail friends and call them names...tells me that yer off yer rocker 2nite.

Still, you're quite hot, though...

Cheers.😀

BLAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😀

As long as he keeps being blamed for it and not me.

😉

 

[venray]

Now that was a private joke between Sunrise an me LOL...

You WANKER!!


R

 

[Sunriseticklee]

If you are having problems with your wanker....
And you can't afford Viagra... Check out the duct tape thread.

😛

Public Service Announcement

 

[venray]

 

[amk714]

I was hoping someone would try to make up their own punchline

Well, why didn't you say so? 😛 OK, here goes:

If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do
what he tells you, give him
satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous. if he gets
angry, he will kill us. "Be
strong, honey. I love you".

To which the wife responds: "It'll be my pleasure." "You mean you WANT to have sex with him?" "Sure! If he hasn't seen a woman in years, he MUST be better in bed than you." 😀

 

[venray]

ROFL....Well done Alexander...😉

 

[Moses25]

ouch.

 

[ShiningIce]

WHAT THE!!! Moses!! did u know you're in Canada???!! 😱 😕

 

[Moses25]

somebody wanna buy Ice sum glasses, or a new pair of eyes.


yes, those will do nicely. Thank you Mr. Blueman.


Cheers.😀

 

[ShiningIce]

NO!! I want contacts silver contatcs.......umm since we're buying me new stuff I'd like some new clothes, a puppy, a pony, my own intergalactic space cruiser, umm anybody know if the moon is for sale??

 

[Sunriseticklee]

I Was Thinking More of the lines of........

If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do
what he tells you, give him
satisfaction.

Haven't YOU been trying to sell me that same bullshit for the past 30 years?

 

[milagros317]

Re: I Was Thinking More of the lines of........

Haven't YOU been trying to sell me that same bullshit for the past 30 years?

Very funny joke, Venray.
Great alternate punchline, Sunrise.