Mastertank1
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at the local maternity ward.
He and the doctor of discussed the possible consequences of all the acid trips he took during his hippie/college student days.
The doctor walks in, looking very disturbed.
The new dad asks; "Well, how's my wife?"
The Doc says; "She's fine."
New Dad; "What about the baby?"
Doc; "There's good news, and there's bad news."
Dad; "What's the good news?"
Doc sighs, says; "Your wife just gave birth to a seven pound ear."
Dad, screaming; "That's the GOOD news?! What the hell's the BAD news?"
Doc, evidently in great emotional pain; "It's deaf."
He and the doctor of discussed the possible consequences of all the acid trips he took during his hippie/college student days.
The doctor walks in, looking very disturbed.
The new dad asks; "Well, how's my wife?"
The Doc says; "She's fine."
New Dad; "What about the baby?"
Doc; "There's good news, and there's bad news."
Dad; "What's the good news?"
Doc sighs, says; "Your wife just gave birth to a seven pound ear."
Dad, screaming; "That's the GOOD news?! What the hell's the BAD news?"
Doc, evidently in great emotional pain; "It's deaf."
