The Fart Commandments

[Warrior428]

The concept of passing gas and starting arguments over it has indeed become an integral part of our society. Dare I say an art form? So without further ado, here are the rules that have evolved since the golden age of kindergarten.

1. He who smelt it, dealt it
2. He who heard it, deserved it
3. He who denied it, supplied it
4. He who blamed it, claimed it
5. He who dawned it, spawned it
6. He who faked it, partaked it
7. He who moaned it, owned it
8. He who complained it, sustained it
9. He who overruled it, fueled it
10. He who judged it, fudged it
11. He who shushed it, pushed it
12. He who sneered it, smeared it
13. He who rejected it, deflected it
14. He who whined it, dined it
15. He who speaks it, reeks it
16. He who started it, finished it (doesn’t rhyme I know, but it’s still logical)
17. He who hides it, seeks it (I did it again)
18. She who mirthed it, birthed it (can’t forget the ladies)

 

[4Pawz]

The main one my father always told me was:

One who fart in church, sit in own pew!

 

[TMF Jeff]

The main one my father always told me was:

One who fart in church, sit in own pew!

It's good to see you've found a home here once again 🙄

 

[4Pawz]

I sense jealousy 😛 Btw, there's nothing like a patoot on a pew in total silence......

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing list. 😀