The "General Advice" Thread!

[Budweiserbob!]

Demons and merciless Mistresses of the TT forum! I summon you here today, in this very thread, to... give some general advice to the rest of the TT universe! Any advice will do, be it advice from true personal experiences or just some words of wisdom you've picked up over time.

I dunno, I thought this might make an interesting thread.

Here's my input:

When deciding on a location to place a roll of paper towels, a bucket of water should not be among your list of options... *facepalm*

 

[PurpleStyle]

I have one.

When deciding upon what sort of conversation-starter to use in a chatroom, "how can we torture my mum" should not be among your list of options.

 

[juggernaut]

Don't piss me off.

 

[melanie2]

Don't piss me off.

i revel in pissing you off..what will you do about it???

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Sometimes, when you've tired all other techniques to no avail, simply banging your computer mouse hard(but not too hard) against the tabletop is your only option for ungunking it.

 

[Thulcandra]

if you are cooking spaghetti bolognaise and cannot get hold of any tomato puree you can achieve very similar (some would even say better) results using a can of tomato soup thickened with flour.

 

[JackVanderson]

If it is broken, generous amounts of duct tape will fix it.

 

[jts963]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. (Exhibit A: New Coke :unwell🙂

 

[Fiend1]

If the sign says " Don't feed the bears", man, you'd better not feed them bears!

 

[PurpleStyle]

What about following the 2nd amendment: The right to arm bears. Surely, we should give them guns?

 

[kopfhorer1]

if you are cooking spaghetti bolognaise and cannot get hold of any tomato puree you can achieve very similar (some would even say better) results using a can of tomato soup thickened with flour.

:scared

Actually, I hear Andy Warhol swore by that recipe! 🙂

 

[melanie2]

Never call anyone who is built and resembles Vin Diesel a wimp...😱

 

[tickle_fan031]

I have one.

When deciding upon what sort of conversation-starter to use in a chatroom, "how can we torture my mum" should not be among your list of options.

Haha that's hilarious. :lol

Never call anyone who is built and resembles Vin Diesel a wimp...😱

Why what are you gonna do about it??! :lol:stickout



When a yoghurt has been in your bag upside down open it away from you.

 

[Bator]

Don,t eat yellow snow.

 

[kopfhorer1]

Don't eat brown snow.

 

[bluemoose]

Remember to lift the sack and check very very thouroughly when wiping to prevent dingleberrys

 

[PAINTEDakiGREEN]

Breadcrumbs tend to get eaten. Use a condom.

 

[Blue Shift]

I have one.

When deciding upon what sort of conversation-starter to use in a chatroom, "how can we torture my mum" should not be among your list of options.

It's pretty worrying that I too am getting this message, considering your post was made 2 months ago... He also always misses the "r" in torture out with me. :V

Nifty trick of mine: If your coin won't be accepted into a vending machine, lick your thumb and then touch the coin with it (So there's a little saliva on the coin). The extra weight of the saliva will let the coin be accepted. A little gross, but it really does work!

 

[PAINTEDakiGREEN]

It's pretty worrying that I too am getting this message, considering your post was made 2 months ago... He also always misses the "r" in torture out with me. :V

Nifty trick of mine: If your coin won't be accepted into a vending machine, lick your thumb and then touch the coin with it (So there's a little saliva on the coin). The extra weight of the saliva will let the coin be accepted. A little gross, but it really does work!

This makes me want to wash all my money. >.<
Oh.. what money..?

 

[Rox_My_Sox1]

I believe in strongly in the right to arm bears...

(a quote from a drunk member of the GOP whose name escapes me at the moment)

 

[hazelf1]

Never tickle a elephants ass at close quarters.

 

[Fiend1]

Breadcrumbs tend to get eaten. Use a condom.

To find your way through the woods? :blink

If you don't have anything nice to say, honesty is the best policy.

 

[PAINTEDakiGREEN]

Yes, it will show you the way. ^_^

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

"Always put your best foot forward."

Unless that is the most ticklish of the two. :12:

 

[likeasong1]

The shortest distance between any two points is usually under road construction.