The Great Robaceini

[RobAce]

For those of you that remember Johnny Carson's routine, Im going to change it a little...
You give me 3 things and I will tell you what its all about....

Example:

A flannel shirt, a rooster and a car battery

I will then give an answer like this:

A flannel shirt, a rooster and a car battery

3 things to pack if your dating a redneck

Okay....lets see how I do with anything anyone wants to try me on.

Rob

 

[Pokey]

OK Rob, here you go, takes the old man a long time to think at alll, let alone of 3 things.


A saddlebag - a four leaf clover - a pad of post-it notes

 

[TKpervert]

a rudabega, a dozen eggs, and a five iron.

(us weirdos are gonna make it tough on you, Rob 😀)

 

[RobAce]

A saddlebag - a four leaf clover - a pad of post-it notes

What do you pack before going down on Sally Struthers.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

a rudabega, a dozen eggs, and a five iron.

Name something that tastes like ass, comes out of a chickens ass, and can be shoved up your ass. 😛 ROFL

Rob

 

[tickledorange]

bacon grease, a car battery, and a 25 year old cat

 

[RobAce]

bacon grease, a car battery, and a 25 year old cat

Name 3 things that could spice up a 75 y/o womans sex life.

Rob

 

[Pokey]

a rudabega, a dozen eggs, and a five iron.



Name something that tastes like ass, comes out of a chickens ass, and can be shoved up your ass. ROFL

Now that's funny, ROFL, I don't care who you are as Larry says. I see why your stories were so interesting thru the years, my friend.

 

[RobAce]

Thanks Pokey...it takes a warped mind like mine to think of things like this.
Now....if only the rockets red glare wouldn't wouldn't momentarily blind me or the bombs bursting in air didnt make me scream like a little girl. ROFL.

Rob

 

[Helena]

OK Rob, I want to play this game.

An electric mixer, a jar of coins, and a diet Coke.

 

[aryz75]

How about this...

A mirror, a twig and a can of beans

 

[RobAce]

You more than welcome to play Helena! Thanks for responding. Sometimes its like pulling teeth around here. ROFL.
OK here we go....

An electric mixer, a jar of coins, and a diet Coke.

Name 3 things that would get the "Diet Pepsi" machine really pissed off.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

okay aryz....

A mirror, a twig and a can of beans

Name 3 things your significant other wouldnt want to be in bed with you.

Rob

 

[Helena]

Rob,

You really are talented. I'm impressed. 😛

 

[rajee]

A road sign, a spatula and a piranha. 😱 😛oke3:

 

[RobAce]

Hey rajee....thats a good one, lets see if this will do...

A road sign, a spatula and a piranha.

Name 3 things youd find in Brazil, but not in West Virgina. ROFL!! Sorry Izzy, sometimes its too easy

Rob

 

[RobAce]

NOW COME ON ALL!!!! I know more of you can do this.....Im calling you all out. When I get back on later tonight......I expect to see LOTS MORE.
Test me, test me, TEST ME!!

Rob

 

[aryz75]

okay aryz....

Name 3 things your significant other wouldnt want to be in bed with you.

Rob

Too funny Rob!!!! You're very good at this!

 

[isabeau]

Hey rajee....thats a good one, lets see if this will do...



Name 3 things youd find in Brazil, but not in West Virgina. ROFL!! Sorry Izzy, sometimes its too easy

Rob

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrok you asked for it..

Robace..a really intelligent blonde.. and a mountaineer..

 

[kered]

How many blondes does it take to fry a chicken?

 

[isabeau]

How many blondes does it take to fry a chicken?

wrong thread grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

How many blondes does it take to fry a chicken?

Hmm, not sure. Not long if we use you. I hear pain-in-the-ass chickens burn easily. 😛

 

[kered]

A tire buddy, mustard, an English blonde.

 

[RobAce]

Ok Izzy. LOL.

Robace..a really intelligent blonde.. and a mountaineer..

Name someone you could find in Georgia, someone you couldn't find in Georgia, and someone who beat the University of Georgia. 😀

Rob

 

[RobAce]

No problemo Kered!

A tire buddy, mustard, an English blonde.

Name 3 things that Mick Jagger uses to wake up Keith Richards.

Rob


OK....who's next. No one has stumped me yet!

Rob